Once I break this seal, I'm fucked...

Friday, May 13, 2011 08:06:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Now I'm sitting at tue bar all alone. #alcoholism

Friday, May 13, 2011 05:24:39 PM from DELETED

I'm at Blue 44 (5507 Connecticut Ave NW, Livingston, Washington) http://4sq.com/l2Abx9

Friday, May 13, 2011 05:13:02 PM from foursquare

why the fuck are we watching hanna montana right now?

Friday, May 13, 2011 01:00:02 AM from Twitter for Android

Just got to Philly. This city blows.

Thursday, May 12, 2011 09:27:29 PM from DELETED

@scoopANDslam Should have used WordPress

In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet

Thursday, May 12, 2011 08:40:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Just looked back at my Foursquare from a year ago: "Trivia night. I have 2 finals tomorrow but fuck it" LOL

Thursday, May 12, 2011 11:49:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

Mighty Bean Vanilla Leaf Black Tea is delicious

Thursday, May 12, 2011 11:04:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

This fuckin team might as well have lost in the 9th instead of wasting my time with a cocktease failed comeback

Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:41:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Damn right they tied it. Soria couldn't throw a strike for dick and his fastball was only 83mph. If they lost, it would have been sickening.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:15:17 PM from Twitter for Android

At this rate, Jeter is so useless he won't even get his 3000th hit this season.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:10:42 PM from Twitter for Android

This random, no name minor league stiff Buddy Carlyle can go fuck himself, because he's pathetic. Way to blow the game asshole.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:02:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Oh hell yeah! Coworker showed me the Angry Birds Google Chrome App! Balling! It's not in Flash too? I'm never doing work ever again!

Wednesday, May 11, 2011 06:19:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Google Will Always Have A New Nexus Phone http://bit.ly/jcPOZQ

Wednesday, May 11, 2011 01:23:30 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

OMG Send me to Google I/O http://on.mash.to/kxKw6v

Wednesday, May 11, 2011 01:07:03 AM from Twitter Web Client