Fuck yeah angry birds. Level 8-3. One hit, 126,000 points. 3 stars bitches.

Thursday, March 31, 2011 08:38:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Why is this cocksucking train so crowded

Thursday, March 31, 2011 08:31:38 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Maxie's Bar & Grill (100 E 19th St, at Park Ave, New York) http://4sq.com/hJyhPm

Thursday, March 31, 2011 06:39:31 PM from foursquare

What the hell are we havig an earthquake?

Thursday, March 31, 2011 05:54:21 PM from Twitter for Android

I'd rather be iin the Bronx right now...

Thursday, March 31, 2011 01:39:02 PM from Twitter for Android

They're trying to get me to configure IIS in german... so lost...

Thursday, March 31, 2011 11:42:53 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Union Bar (204 Park Ave S, btw 17th & 18th, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/eDEFMN

Wednesday, March 30, 2011 07:28:53 PM from foursquare

son of a bitch. The @LinkedIn_Today truck was a block away from where I work this morning. Missed some free shit.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011 12:46:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

@ShavingFoams I know exactly where libya is. Same shit.

In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet

Tuesday, March 29, 2011 03:55:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Picture me carying a big giant box and unlocking the door with my access card in my shirt pocket by shoving my chest into the reader. Awk..

Tuesday, March 29, 2011 03:55:04 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: We Have Better Things to Do than Fuck Around in Libya http://bit.ly/dJ3OuP

Tuesday, March 29, 2011 01:11:21 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@Waspito bro, that update came out like two months ago. Way to be with the times

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Monday, March 28, 2011 07:45:30 PM from Twitter for Android

God damn right you're gonna smile at me sweetie. I'm that hot

Monday, March 28, 2011 07:01:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Yeah I like pushing buttons. I might have just gone a little overboard now. But fuck it.

Monday, March 28, 2011 12:08:53 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: If These People Got In My Way At the Supermarket, There'd be Problems http://bit.ly/hMwUai

Sunday, March 27, 2011 11:47:26 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog