"It sounds just normal for a tech startup to hang a piñata from a usb cable and an ethernet cable..."
@Novellabella F schoolwork. Drink. Its only the end of senior year once in your life.
F this bar for giving me a mets glass... http://t.co/KR2SvlD
I'm at Duke's w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/ka9L4e
New blog post: Glee in 3D This Summer? Fuck That Noise http://bit.ly/lFUrSq
Thursday, May 05, 2011 12:28:43 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I'm at Villa Barone (3289 westchester avenue, Bronx) http://4sq.com/mOUFJC
@Novellabella That second statement is the absolute perfect justification for your first tweet
@Novellabella Where'd you get that one from? Me? Only I say that. And I stopped (for now)
New blog post: I'm Boycotting Words With Friends http://bit.ly/mPqmw3
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 12:42:55 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: 100% Uptime In April, Bitches http://bit.ly/ltm0lO
New blog post: Someone Install This Urinal At the Seagrape! http://bit.ly/lIoKk0
New blog post: The Japanese Would Invent This Useless Device http://bit.ly/iAF3KL
Completely ridiculous that some c word assed ugly bitch I hated in high school turned out to be an absolute smoke bomb. wow.
OMG. Everyone buy stock! Dow Jones will rise 500 points tomorrow. Gas will be $1.50/gallon. The world as we know it will change instantly
Osama missed the message that iPhones track your location history. What an idiot.