Just had three pizza bagels, grapefruit juice, grape juice, cake icing, cake batter and some Gouda cheese. Nom?

Sunday, March 27, 2011 08:45:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Told You I Was Right http://bit.ly/hjrtfU

Sunday, March 27, 2011 04:46:32 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Enough... so lame.

Sunday, March 27, 2011 01:08:01 AM from Twitter for Android

Just completely unplugged everything in my room #EarthHour

Saturday, March 26, 2011 08:33:50 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Please explain to me how this is possible... http://bit.ly/f38TxL

Saturday, March 26, 2011 02:10:00 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: I Am So Right 100% of the Time http://bit.ly/eGdE3J

Friday, March 25, 2011 01:59:11 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: This East Side Access Project Sounds Shitty to Me... http://bit.ly/ifN32n

Friday, March 25, 2011 12:52:09 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Multiple higher ups from work now follow me on foursquare. This probably isn't good (*packs bags*)

Friday, March 25, 2011 12:25:26 AM from Twitter for Android

Aww poor duke cheerleeder all sad after her team lost. So hot. I'll cheer you up slut.

Friday, March 25, 2011 12:01:30 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Wendy's (447 Lexington Ave, 45th and Lex, New York) http://4sq.com/dG8l4L

Thursday, March 24, 2011 11:00:15 PM from foursquare

Omg threesome with those two sales girls please?

Thursday, March 24, 2011 08:58:58 PM from Twitter for Android

The Russian after taking a shot of Vodka: "wtf is this. is like water"

Thursday, March 24, 2011 07:56:26 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Maxie's Bar & Grill (100 E 19th St, at Park Ave, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/eFl1vt

Thursday, March 24, 2011 07:09:31 PM from foursquare

Fuck. Everyones goin to the bar and left without me because I had to take a shit.

Thursday, March 24, 2011 06:57:34 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Madison Square Park (23rd St to 26th St, btw 5th & Madison, New York) w/ 5 others http://4sq.com/f0ld4I

Thursday, March 24, 2011 04:34:50 PM from foursquare