@tomwcleary @SumthinEclectic letao better have caching enabled or the site'll fold under the traffic. Too bad I'm at the bar& can't hlp him

Wednesday, April 20, 2011 10:31:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Delicious!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011 10:13:36 PM from DELETED

I swear to God ...

Wednesday, April 20, 2011 08:31:15 PM from DELETED

I can tell. Right away

Wednesday, April 20, 2011 07:59:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Mother fucking android text message bug was supposed to be fixed in frg83g but clearly was not

Wednesday, April 20, 2011 07:23:07 PM from Twitter for Android

I even get cockblocked in my sleep. I just can't win.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011 09:46:24 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: This Freak Ass Barbie Doll's Got Some Pair of Tits http://bit.ly/g3mywA

Monday, April 18, 2011 09:36:59 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@tomwcleary its bridgeport, TC... no one in their right mind would waste time bombing Bridgeport. No need...

In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet

Monday, April 18, 2011 05:47:24 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Taco Bell & Pizza Hut (18 E 14th St, btw 5th Ave and University Pl, New York) http://4sq.com/gmIY1m

Monday, April 18, 2011 05:39:03 PM from foursquare

@ky9 Firefox 4 is wonderful

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Monday, April 18, 2011 05:02:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Is this guy fuckin for real? There's a dude wading in this fountain collecting coins... guess the market is down today.

Monday, April 18, 2011 05:01:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Nothing like a Monday morning meeting with two fucking suit asshole CEOs pissed off at our system because fucking sales oversold them...

Monday, April 18, 2011 10:37:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

Looking back at my pictures senior year, I'm pretty sure all I did (especially in April and May) was get fucked up all the time

Monday, April 18, 2011 02:30:15 AM from Twitter Web Client

I highly appreciate receiving texts asking "where's my spankingggg"

Sunday, April 17, 2011 02:15:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Bronxville sluts.... hot

Saturday, April 16, 2011 01:53:04 AM from Twitter for Android