New blog post: Welp, Looks Like I'm Gonna Drop Dead at 50 of a Heart Attack http://bit.ly/hUEZYx
Monday, April 25, 2011 10:28:47 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
@plasma2002 same thing in New Jersey. Totally crazy
Italians make me so fat... And this is just the first dish. Nom. Happy Easter! http://t.co/hACHj1V
WOW MY fantasy team pitching sucks dick this wee. Thanks lncecum you ass. 37.2 INN, 38 HA, 22 BBI, 33 K, 23 ER, W, 4 L, 2 S
Saturday, April 23, 2011 08:30:12 PM from Twitter Web Client
@Waspito what's all this shit every time I tweet something you always respond with a know it all wiseass critical answer?
Saturday, April 23, 2011 01:14:13 AM from Twitter Web Client
My life is a fucking JOKEEEEEEEEE
Saturday, April 23, 2011 12:05:18 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Its Good Friday. Which Means... http://bit.ly/gDNJAK
Friday, April 22, 2011 09:52:50 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Swear to God... To date, I would have had $200 more for alcohol and debauchery if the fucking MTA didn't raise fares in January.
If the MTA were a person right now, I'd probably be going to prison for bloody murder
New blog post: Building Management Just Laughing in Earth Day's Face Today http://bit.ly/gaBQwl
Friday, April 22, 2011 02:45:47 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Bat Out Of Hell Not Fast Enough To Describe How Quickly I Bolted The Train Earlier http://bit.ly/dQCeEI
Friday, April 22, 2011 10:08:28 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: HAHA Your Shitty iPhone is Spying On Your Ass http://bit.ly/fnfiyf
Thursday, April 21, 2011 09:13:51 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
This bartender has quite the amazing ass.
Thursday, April 21, 2011 02:50:01 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Duke's (99 E 19th St, btwn Park Ave S & Irving Pl, New York) http://4sq.com/gHE3Mv
I'm at McSorley's Old Ale House (15 E 7th St, btw 2nd & 3rd, New York) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/ifp9of