New blog post: Signal Mouthwash Tastes Like Antifreeze http://bit.ly/j52psd
Just beat solitaire with a deck of cards. Don't think I've ever done that before...
New blog post: If I Ever Download An Android App With This AirPush Shit, I'm uninstalling it in 2 seconds http://bit.ly/jPhuvf
BMI is 26.2 Should be between 18.5-25. I'm fucking fat. Plus, I'm out of shape. Old fucks were passing me nonstop when I was biking #nogood
Time to go biking again
I'm bored
Saturday, April 30, 2011 08:54:05 PM from Twitter for Android
The ass on this one...
Saturday, April 30, 2011 02:46:13 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Casa Maya (706 Central Park Avw, Scarsdale) http://4sq.com/kGPnoG
I'm at Bar-Bounia (Park & 20th street, New york) http://4sq.com/kaseHs
Omg! Omg! Royal Wedding I'm gonna cum!
New blog post: About Time My Boy Got Me Some Fantasy Points http://bit.ly/mgiz4J
Friday, April 29, 2011 12:55:01 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I'm jealous of Android 2.3 video Google Talk. GRR. Fucking Verizon, where are the 4G Android 2.3 phones? Still putting out 2.1 shit
New blog post: Shut the Fuck Up About the Royal Wedding Already http://bit.ly/jLJpIL
Thursday, April 28, 2011 08:40:18 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
@dannyrob88 Fuck are you doing in the women's bathroom, joker?
Thursday, April 28, 2011 08:26:24 PM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Even the $heep Hates The MTA http://bit.ly/mcyIXJ
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 11:11:08 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog