I'm all about this new marketing intern... like... a lot.

Thursday, June 02, 2011 02:12:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Okay. FUCK Google and Gilt for emailing me about a Chromebook and then fucking spamming my email with Gilt deals

Thursday, June 02, 2011 11:43:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Rush Hour Rant: More Grand Central/MTA Idiocy http://bit.ly/iIHMRH

Thursday, June 02, 2011 12:16:19 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I'm at Emma's Dilemma (270 Park Ave S, btw 21st & 22nd St, New York) http://4sq.com/mBx47v

Wednesday, June 01, 2011 03:32:54 PM from foursquare

If only my super awesome encrypted PDF hacking skills would score some hotties... tsk tsk. Shame really

Wednesday, June 01, 2011 02:31:19 PM from Twitter for Android

uhhhp pooped a little.

Wednesday, June 01, 2011 01:58:41 AM from Twitter Web Client

Using my rooted droid for wireless tether. Verizon can suck my d.

Wednesday, June 01, 2011 12:49:11 AM from Twitter for Android

Not that there's anything wrong with that

Tuesday, May 31, 2011 11:41:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Bostons gay

Tuesday, May 31, 2011 11:40:53 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Black Bear Lodge w/ @daraphoo http://4sq.com/muLmmT

Tuesday, May 31, 2011 06:54:52 PM from foursquare

I just unlocked the "Player Please!" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/kGLNqA

Tuesday, May 31, 2011 06:54:51 PM from foursquare

Nom. Nom. Nom.

Monday, May 30, 2011 11:49:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Undefeated in beer pong tonight negros....

Monday, May 30, 2011 10:59:36 PM from Twitter for Android

I missed beer pong so badly... and what a way to come back, starting 2-0 with @SonicBlur23

Monday, May 30, 2011 06:48:48 PM from Twitter for Android

le sigh

Monday, May 30, 2011 12:42:38 AM from Twitter Web Client