Fuck these fuzzy assed apples that taste bland and it's like I'm eating cotton. The FUCK man.

Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:31:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

I want a mother fucking Google Plus invite. I haven't been this jealous since. Never.

Thursday, June 30, 2011 11:57:01 AM from Twitter Web Client

@L8to89 You're an Apple fanboy. You don't get to have one.

In reply to @dpcleitao's tweet

Thursday, June 30, 2011 09:49:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNTCUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT. This turned out well

Thursday, June 30, 2011 07:45:53 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin Google.... Halted the Plus invites before my super elite, private m_m peeps could get one to me.

Thursday, June 30, 2011 01:36:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: My Fantasy Team is Doing Fucking Work this Week http://bit.ly/lunUeZ

Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:53:12 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

aaaaand. If I get a Google+ invite, it will make it all worth it.

Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:39:18 AM from Twitter Web Client

Welp, it could be worse. I could have bough MySpace for $580 million and sold it for $35 million...

Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:30:01 AM from Twitter Web Client

FUCK. ME. Looks like I just blocked all network traffic on this machine. Including myself. Looks like this German hotel system is now FUCKED

Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:01:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

IPSec policies are hard to set up to begin with. Imagine doing it in fucking German. Jesus Christ. They don't pay me enough

Wednesday, June 29, 2011 11:38:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

If this entire fucking computer wasn't all in God Damn German, my life would be so much easier

Wednesday, June 29, 2011 11:32:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

Very bangable

Wednesday, June 29, 2011 10:12:59 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Cafe Centro (200 Park Avenue, at 45th & Vanderbilt, New York) http://4sq.com/jL3Kqb

Wednesday, June 29, 2011 08:41:44 PM from foursquare

@tomwcleary No worries TC! I'm just messing with you. Sign of a legit reporter right there. All my CT news.

In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet

Wednesday, June 29, 2011 12:50:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

@tomwcleary Tweets too much ;)

Wednesday, June 29, 2011 11:55:10 AM from Twitter Web Client