Why are all theae stupid sickly motherfuckees around me on this train sneezing, sniffling and coughing. Gross.
Then they wonder why I hit the bottle...
Why the fuck am I sober?
Because of my discernment, I guarantee you she fucked someone last night and isn't telling me. :-\ (gross)
Probably one of the most delicious carrots I've ever eaten in my life
Fuck these microscopic beer bottles. Fuck am I supposed to get drunk off of that wussy shit?
My plan for this wedding... get shitfaced and do work on this smokebomb in the bridal party.
90s techno on a party bus.... lovin life.
Welp, nice to know these headphones I bought block out screaming mothers. She's been yelling for 5 minutes and I couldn't hear her.
What the hell is wrong with me?
I'm at Wendy's (447 Lexington Ave, 45th and Lex, New York) http://4sq.com/ip3pww
I'm at Maxie's Bar & Grill (100 E 19th St, at Park Ave, New York) http://4sq.com/jdqPsE
Yeah... they like drinking here. I'll take it
"It sounds just normal for a tech startup to hang a piñata from a usb cable and an ethernet cable..."
@Novellabella F schoolwork. Drink. Its only the end of senior year once in your life.