This fuckin team might as well have lost in the 9th instead of wasting my time with a cocktease failed comeback
Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:41:57 PM from Twitter for Android
Damn right they tied it. Soria couldn't throw a strike for dick and his fastball was only 83mph. If they lost, it would have been sickening.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:15:17 PM from Twitter for Android
At this rate, Jeter is so useless he won't even get his 3000th hit this season.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:10:42 PM from Twitter for Android
This random, no name minor league stiff Buddy Carlyle can go fuck himself, because he's pathetic. Way to blow the game asshole.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:02:05 PM from Twitter for Android
Oh hell yeah! Coworker showed me the Angry Birds Google Chrome App! Balling! It's not in Flash too? I'm never doing work ever again!
New blog post: Google Will Always Have A New Nexus Phone http://bit.ly/jcPOZQ
Wednesday, May 11, 2011 01:23:30 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
OMG Send me to Google I/O http://on.mash.to/kxKw6v
I'm at Hamachi (34 E 20th St, New York) http://4sq.com/lrF50w
This is the nanciest, frutiest beer I've ever had in my life.
Sales girl is literally wearing the shortest ass shorts I've ever seen before. Hot. I probably didn't make eye contact with her before. Oops
I always get the shitty apples. This one tastes and is drier than a cotton ball
#myfirstpc Packard Bell Force 447CD 75mhz pentium, 8mb of ram, 1mb video card, 2 2x cd drives, 1gb harddrive. Windows 3.1
I just... I can't.... I can't win. It's getting fucking hilarious
New blog post: More Evidence I Won't Be Living Long http://bit.ly/kRiKoQ
These pussy ass programmers get all offended at my bug reports when I say something sucks... fuck that. If I say it sucks, it sucks