This fuckin team might as well have lost in the 9th instead of wasting my time with a cocktease failed comeback

Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:41:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Damn right they tied it. Soria couldn't throw a strike for dick and his fastball was only 83mph. If they lost, it would have been sickening.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:15:17 PM from Twitter for Android

At this rate, Jeter is so useless he won't even get his 3000th hit this season.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:10:42 PM from Twitter for Android

This random, no name minor league stiff Buddy Carlyle can go fuck himself, because he's pathetic. Way to blow the game asshole.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:02:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Oh hell yeah! Coworker showed me the Angry Birds Google Chrome App! Balling! It's not in Flash too? I'm never doing work ever again!

Wednesday, May 11, 2011 06:19:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Google Will Always Have A New Nexus Phone http://bit.ly/jcPOZQ

Wednesday, May 11, 2011 01:23:30 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

OMG Send me to Google I/O http://on.mash.to/kxKw6v

Wednesday, May 11, 2011 01:07:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Hamachi (34 E 20th St, New York) http://4sq.com/lrF50w

Tuesday, May 10, 2011 08:01:43 PM from foursquare

This is the nanciest, frutiest beer I've ever had in my life.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011 04:08:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Sales girl is literally wearing the shortest ass shorts I've ever seen before. Hot. I probably didn't make eye contact with her before. Oops

Tuesday, May 10, 2011 03:35:56 PM from Twitter for Android

I always get the shitty apples. This one tastes and is drier than a cotton ball

Tuesday, May 10, 2011 01:17:17 PM from Twitter for Android

#myfirstpc Packard Bell Force 447CD 75mhz pentium, 8mb of ram, 1mb video card, 2 2x cd drives, 1gb harddrive. Windows 3.1

Monday, May 09, 2011 10:47:32 PM from Twitter for Android

I just... I can't.... I can't win. It's getting fucking hilarious

Monday, May 09, 2011 10:07:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: More Evidence I Won't Be Living Long http://bit.ly/kRiKoQ

Monday, May 09, 2011 08:52:23 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

These pussy ass programmers get all offended at my bug reports when I say something sucks... fuck that. If I say it sucks, it sucks

Monday, May 09, 2011 01:31:23 PM from Twitter for Android