Can this piece of shit verizon data network actually like.. pick up 3g for once and not give me 56k 1x. Christ

Monday, May 16, 2011 08:58:16 AM from Twitter for Android

The Yankees are bad =(

Monday, May 16, 2011 12:45:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fucking unfair ...

Sunday, May 15, 2011 04:38:37 AM from Twitter for Android

Wow. Pint glass sized mixed drinks for $5 on a Saturday night? Frickin free dude. We're not in New York anymore Toto

Saturday, May 14, 2011 11:44:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Cougars and preggos in the hizzz

Saturday, May 14, 2011 11:22:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Welp, looks like I inadvertently crashed not one but two simultaneous bachlorette parties. High five. Very nice!

Saturday, May 14, 2011 10:49:21 PM from Twitter for Android

It's raining, its pouring.... Let's drink.

Saturday, May 14, 2011 10:14:40 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Federal House Bar & Grille (22 Market Space, Annapolis) http://4sq.com/jmdhcU

Saturday, May 14, 2011 09:23:25 PM from foursquare

I'm at Five Guys - Arundel Preserve (7690 Dorchester Blvd, at Arundell Mills Blvd, Hanover) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/iLI9Ik

Saturday, May 14, 2011 02:48:15 PM from foursquare

I'm at Dutch Country Farmer's Market / Amish Market (9701 Fort Meade Rd, btw MD 197 & Laurel Racetrack Rd, Laurel) http://4sq.com/immrRK

Saturday, May 14, 2011 02:18:17 PM from foursquare

Such a great ass. Oh. My. God.

Saturday, May 14, 2011 03:15:08 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Blaguard (2003 18th St NW, at California St NW, Washington) http://4sq.com/lxGNVG

Saturday, May 14, 2011 01:59:51 AM from foursquare

GIVE ME MY CANDY CANE!

Saturday, May 14, 2011 01:32:33 AM from Twitter for Android

Mmm candy canes

Saturday, May 14, 2011 01:02:51 AM from Twitter for Android

Haha Lenny Kravitz is here

Saturday, May 14, 2011 12:53:41 AM from Twitter for Android