I would bang out with the smokestack in the next booth so badly, but only if she's 18. (17 if no ones looking)
Wednesday, July 06, 2011 02:56:16 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Johnny Rockets (777 White Plains Rd, Scarsdale) http://4sq.com/nSHo01
@MalJNew touche. I noticed that when I stopped by.
Wednesday, July 06, 2011 01:26:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Exterminating Zombies. http://bit.ly/rbFOec @GetGlue #KillingFloor
@SumthinEclectic details please!
Awesome. I just ripped ass loudly all over Dan's office as I boosted my fat ass out of a chair.
You know.. People just chillin with rats all over Union Square... nbd. http://t.co/NbXvQ1p
I'm at Union Square Park w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/iU0NXM
Hooooooly shit. look who just walked in
Absolute bombshell at the station just called in late to work bc she wasn't feeling well. I'm not buying it. Prob partied too hard yesterday
Just logged in to CollegePublisher for shits and giggles. Still insanely slow and non-functional. They'll never learn
I'm not even joking right now... Who wants to come see the Winnie the Pooh movie with me when it comes out?
BBQ day 2. This time I'm on the grill instead of Crick. My burgers are 1000x better. My burgers get more pussy than Crick's burgers
New blog post: If You're Going to Hack Fox News' Twitter, At Least Do it Right, Assholes http://bit.ly/mLs9t7
Why do I get haunted in my sleep: Professor gave out the last syllabus, I didn't get one, I made copies, mixed up all papers & was 100% lost