Are you really reading at the bar right now? That's just fuckin weird.

Friday, July 08, 2011 11:01:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Id fuck the girl who just played man in a box on the jukebox at the bar if she was hot and wasn't like 45...

Friday, July 08, 2011 10:47:51 PM from Twitter for Android

I'd ruin this bartendress in the gray... omg.

Friday, July 08, 2011 09:59:32 PM from Twitter for Android

God damn it. This shit needs to stop saying I'm at bars with malori

Friday, July 08, 2011 09:40:04 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Reservoir Bar w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/qF6W2L

Friday, July 08, 2011 09:34:54 PM from foursquare

I'm at Bar 13 w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/mWgMEU

Friday, July 08, 2011 07:51:42 PM from foursquare

@Novellabella what'd I tell you..:-)

Friday, July 08, 2011 07:51:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Ooo. That's an ass and three quarters

Friday, July 08, 2011 07:50:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Hamachi w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/rlMhaZ

Thursday, July 07, 2011 07:05:41 PM from foursquare

NYC Subways are running like fucking asshole right now.

Thursday, July 07, 2011 05:25:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

@plasma2002 good stuff. I've been there

Thursday, July 07, 2011 05:04:26 PM from Twitter for Android

When are we getting our new phone system again? My 80s phone doesn't even have a fucking mute button. (Not that I talk to people, but still)

Thursday, July 07, 2011 10:28:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

Woof. Alexey essentially told me to go fuck myself. =) All I wanted was a new build to test.

Thursday, July 07, 2011 09:53:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

Someone please explain to me how Google Music is legal. I essentially upload all of my songs to the cloud. And can get them anywhere? Cool?

Thursday, July 07, 2011 01:52:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

@nyJULZmd gonna unfollow me now? :P

Wednesday, July 06, 2011 03:12:11 PM from Twitter for Android