Mets just beat the Yankees. Normally, I'd say that means this rapture's legit. But in reality, the Yankees just fucking suck this season.

Friday, May 20, 2011 10:02:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Terakawa Ramen (18 Lexington Ave, btwn 22nd and 23rd, New York) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/kR41jY

Friday, May 20, 2011 02:26:07 PM from foursquare

Christ Firefox is such a memory leaky piece of shit. This is me running Firefox and Chrome simultaneously since 10 http://twitpic.com/503rpg

Friday, May 20, 2011 11:12:45 AM from Twitpic

New blog post: Welp, Those Crazy Christian Rapture Day Jokers Might Actually Have a Point http://bit.ly/jTtFAI

Friday, May 20, 2011 03:12:43 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

F my L.

Thursday, May 19, 2011 11:29:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Omg. There's a tornado in my beer.

Thursday, May 19, 2011 03:49:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Oops... I think I just gave orders to the chief operating officer. Fuck it. He should listen to me.

Thursday, May 19, 2011 12:58:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Novellabella No. Ew

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Wednesday, May 18, 2011 11:38:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Way to leave the bases loaded assholes. Lose the fucking game now. You 65 years olds all deserve it

Wednesday, May 18, 2011 11:07:20 PM from Twitter Web Client

This weather sucks

Wednesday, May 18, 2011 03:10:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Colithika Fuuuuck. I thought I beat you on the 232nd floor but you hit 532. Never EVER try to be The Daniel at video games. lol.

In reply to @Colithika's tweet

Tuesday, May 17, 2011 09:56:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at 71 Irving Place Coffee & Tea Bar (71 Irving Pl, btw 18th & 19th St, New York) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/luJWLk

Tuesday, May 17, 2011 03:41:33 PM from foursquare

New blog post: Look At This Blog In Chrome http://bit.ly/iZDAEH

Monday, May 16, 2011 11:17:33 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Dear Yankees, Stop playing like the Mets. Love, Joe

Monday, May 16, 2011 09:34:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is a new one to me: "My life is a joke, and it's not even funny" Thanks, crazy people I work with. Makes me feel better about me =)

Monday, May 16, 2011 09:32:46 PM from Twitter Web Client