I'm at The Dubliner (96 River St., at 1st St., Hoboken) http://4sq.com/pUnvOy

Wednesday, July 13, 2011 08:36:34 PM from foursquare

I can't write a mother fuckin sentence without some bitch ass interrupting me. Someone get me a private office so I can slam doors on people

Wednesday, July 13, 2011 06:52:20 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Flurt (323 3rd Avenue, 22nd Street, New York) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/pzNvQm

Wednesday, July 13, 2011 01:54:32 PM from foursquare

I'm at Barbounia (250 Park Ave. S., at E. 20th St., New York) http://4sq.com/oUOMpt

Wednesday, July 13, 2011 12:42:03 PM from foursquare

New blog post: This Reporter is So Dumb, It's Borderline Hot http://bit.ly/qCdtqa

Tuesday, July 12, 2011 11:57:30 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Facebook's Android App is horse shit. Fuckin slow, lacks features. Cant do dick on it. Their iPhone one is SO much better.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011 08:59:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Novellabella Macs suck

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Tuesday, July 12, 2011 02:04:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

Ah shit. Caught looking... I hate when that happens

Tuesday, July 12, 2011 01:26:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: So THIS Is What It's Like When Youtube Slaps You on The Wrist For Copyright Infringement http://bit.ly/qFA8Ax

Monday, July 11, 2011 10:25:59 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

9PM and no dinner. Then they wonder why I'm so fat.. I sit on my ass all day and slow my metabolism down bc I don't eat regularly.

Monday, July 11, 2011 09:01:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

I can't deal with this intern right now...

Monday, July 11, 2011 03:33:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

God damn right you're staring at me, Miss Orange. I am absolutely that hot.

Monday, July 11, 2011 12:48:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is a chatty assed train car. Normally its quiet.Everyone shut the fuck up.

Monday, July 11, 2011 08:54:36 AM from Twitter for Android

I am watching Curb Your Enthusiasm w/1812 others http://bit.ly/pCjRqv @GetGlue #CurbYourEnthusiasm

Sunday, July 10, 2011 10:01:14 PM from GetGlue.com

WOW DVDs piss me the fuck off. I dont have time to wait like 2 minutes for a God Damn menu animation... Let me just play the fucking movie.

Sunday, July 10, 2011 09:59:15 PM from Twitter Web Client