Anyone else watchin the game catch that red headed slut behind the plate jerking the rally monkey off?

Sunday, June 05, 2011 05:32:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Ya know... No homo or anything, but Dave Robertson is a good looking man.

Sunday, June 05, 2011 03:20:41 PM from Twitter for Android

Ah I feel sorry for you son, there's no hope for you...

Sunday, June 05, 2011 01:41:15 PM from Twitter for Android

OK Who's got their fireplace on? Uncalled for - it's like 65 degrees. Either that or someone's house is on fire...

Sunday, June 05, 2011 12:06:24 AM from Twitter Web Client

Dude.... In all honesty. Who the fuck gets kicked out of Continental....

Saturday, June 04, 2011 02:56:03 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm neither sober nor drunk.

Friday, June 03, 2011 11:41:36 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Watering Hole (106 E 19th St, btw Park Ave & Irving Pl, New York) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/lSNL0b

Friday, June 03, 2011 11:06:18 PM from foursquare

I'm at Wendy's 14th St (20 E 14th St, btw 5th & 6th Ave, New York) http://4sq.com/lLxHo4

Friday, June 03, 2011 10:23:06 PM from DELETED

I'm at Hamachi (34 E 20th St, New York) http://4sq.com/ihPmO4

Friday, June 03, 2011 06:54:57 PM from foursquare

@Colithika BC you need to come back to NY, joker. It was 57 last night and right now it's 65 with no humidity

In reply to @Colithika's tweet

Friday, June 03, 2011 11:27:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: This Ass Pillow Is A Stupid Idea http://bit.ly/lxSUwL

Thursday, June 02, 2011 11:00:44 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: Fucking Idiot Sells Kidney For iPad 2 http://bit.ly/m0dJCx

Thursday, June 02, 2011 09:28:20 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I feel like a fat tub of shit

Thursday, June 02, 2011 04:59:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm all about this new marketing intern... like... a lot.

Thursday, June 02, 2011 02:12:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Okay. FUCK Google and Gilt for emailing me about a Chromebook and then fucking spamming my email with Gilt deals

Thursday, June 02, 2011 11:43:23 AM from Twitter Web Client