DJing in the Tech-Tunez room (while at work). Come hang out. ♫♪ #turntablefm http://t.co/YC7TZvF

Thursday, July 21, 2011 06:12:34 PM from Tweet Button

Just discovered turntable.fm By the time I'm done here, our office will have no bandwidth left. IT people will be hating again

Thursday, July 21, 2011 05:56:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

in other news... fuck this horse shit weather with a meat grinder

Thursday, July 21, 2011 05:06:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

You ever just have one of those days where you just look in the mirror and can't help but notice how hot you are? Yup. Got that going on now

Thursday, July 21, 2011 03:24:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

This heat is so unnecessary

Thursday, July 21, 2011 02:25:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Novellabella I don't buy it. You're on a different set every single day of the week and twice on Sundays. But whatever ya like, ya know...

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Wednesday, July 20, 2011 11:41:28 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella stop stalking celebrities. They don't care aboit you. Make better use of your time creeper

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Wednesday, July 20, 2011 11:19:00 PM from Twitter for Android

The twitter machine is boring tonight. Needs more smut

Wednesday, July 20, 2011 10:35:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Facebook's New Chat Sidebar Sucks http://bit.ly/oTr6mN

Wednesday, July 20, 2011 02:27:59 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

What is this fuckin Granderson doing, dropping routine fly balls (in the stupifd assed marshmallow ceiling) and throwing the ball away.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011 09:40:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

Can I ask why there's never any damn 3G between Crestwood and Scarsdale? I'd bet my right nut it's guaranteed to go on 1x. #Verizon3gsucks

Tuesday, July 19, 2011 07:58:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'd fuck orange.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011 01:12:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

Welp, don't need a new phone anymore now that it runs 400 times better.

Monday, July 18, 2011 08:44:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

Phone is so much more gangster now that I wiped it.

Monday, July 18, 2011 07:12:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

Epic Barstool quote: "I dream for the day fireworks explode in the night sky as I'm railing a chick on the side of a hill"

Monday, July 18, 2011 05:52:57 PM from Twitter Web Client