I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/l7pkvg

Thursday, June 09, 2011 07:01:47 PM from foursquare

@SumthinEclectic Abusers, I did like no work today thanks to that Google doodle... It's awful

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Thursday, June 09, 2011 04:34:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

Ignore the fact that it's way out of rhythm: http://t.co/AjeeoId

Thursday, June 09, 2011 11:58:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

Shit! He came over again and I was still at it!

Thursday, June 09, 2011 10:57:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

Boss walks up to me while I was trying to play Metallica on Google's interactive guitar doodle (while on a conference call). Nice.

Thursday, June 09, 2011 10:49:15 AM from Twitter Web Client

This is getting out of hand. Enough. We get the point.

Wednesday, June 08, 2011 12:36:24 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Me vs CNS In College... http://bit.ly/ifEC2o

Tuesday, June 07, 2011 08:59:42 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Dear spider living in my room for the past week: Stop eating my legs at night. Stop hiding from me the second I go to catch you...

Tuesday, June 07, 2011 12:32:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

@tomwcleary What a joke

In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet

Monday, June 06, 2011 08:57:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

Such a pain in the ass when the CEO is in the house. He steals all my VPs away from me when I need them for shit

Monday, June 06, 2011 02:22:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

Such a pain in the ass when the CEO is in the house. He steals all my VPs away from me when I need them for shit

Monday, June 06, 2011 02:22:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Can Someone Explain To Me Why The Fuck The US Is Still In Iraq? http://bit.ly/jmI0VJ

Monday, June 06, 2011 12:40:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

Mmmm. I have a boss ass sandwich today for lunch

Monday, June 06, 2011 12:20:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

Mothafucka's got style.

Monday, June 06, 2011 01:54:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

According to my uncle, Jesus married a whore. Lulz

Sunday, June 05, 2011 08:05:59 PM from Twitter for Android