Can I at least bang the intern in this office while I'm on this useless call? Might put me in a better mood
I want to use the cruciatus curse on these fuckers on this onference call.
Not appreciating the fact that I have to listen to a cunt UK client bitch to us about how our software doesnt do anything they want :/
New blog post: F Dollar Coins. No Wonder This Country is Beyond Broke http://bit.ly/pUExLo
I'm like a grandpa in this theater
Thursday, July 14, 2011 11:24:18 PM from Twitter for Android
Hung out with a brit tonight... look at two tweets ago. I sound like one
Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:46:06 PM from Twitter for Android
About time this tuburculine mother fucker got off this train. Guy was hacking his lung out. If I get sick, i swear......
Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:27:02 PM from Twitter for Android
Someone shut this mother fuckin baby up. Screaming in cold blood this asshole is
Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:22:51 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Barfly w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/pGYp3R
I do not appreciate the new sales girl's "Choke" (Coke) tshirt as the official soft drink of the NY Yankees. She needs a spanking for that.
got my pinstripes in the office. I wish we had no dress code like Google. So much more relaxed coming to work in shorts and a t-shirt
Actual quote from a girl trying to invite me to her beach house: "If you don't come, I won't have your babies"
Thursday, July 14, 2011 01:06:48 AM from Twitter for Android
@Novellabella you're in to 45 year old men now?
Thursday, July 14, 2011 12:41:10 AM from Twitter for Android
Did I just piss out a fly? I legit just took a piss and a fly appeared out of nowhere. wtf..
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 10:51:51 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Trinity Restaurant Bar & Lounge (306 Sinatra Drive, 3rd Street, Hoboken) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/q70Pb7