F this bar for giving me a mets glass... http://t.co/KR2SvlD
I'm at Duke's w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/ka9L4e
New blog post: Glee in 3D This Summer? Fuck That Noise http://bit.ly/lFUrSq
Thursday, May 05, 2011 12:28:43 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I'm at Villa Barone (3289 westchester avenue, Bronx) http://4sq.com/mOUFJC
@Novellabella That second statement is the absolute perfect justification for your first tweet
@Novellabella Where'd you get that one from? Me? Only I say that. And I stopped (for now)
New blog post: I'm Boycotting Words With Friends http://bit.ly/mPqmw3
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 12:42:55 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: 100% Uptime In April, Bitches http://bit.ly/ltm0lO
New blog post: Someone Install This Urinal At the Seagrape! http://bit.ly/lIoKk0
New blog post: The Japanese Would Invent This Useless Device http://bit.ly/iAF3KL
Completely ridiculous that some c word assed ugly bitch I hated in high school turned out to be an absolute smoke bomb. wow.
OMG. Everyone buy stock! Dow Jones will rise 500 points tomorrow. Gas will be $1.50/gallon. The world as we know it will change instantly
Osama missed the message that iPhones track your location history. What an idiot.
Aiight bin laden is dead. Lets go to the bar.
Some ass posted a fb virus link on my wall. I'm not at a comp. Why can't I delete it from the android app or mobile site? fucking zuckerberg