F this bar for giving me a mets glass... http://t.co/KR2SvlD

Thursday, May 05, 2011 03:17:28 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Duke's w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/ka9L4e

Thursday, May 05, 2011 03:11:29 PM from foursquare

New blog post: Glee in 3D This Summer? Fuck That Noise http://bit.ly/lFUrSq

Thursday, May 05, 2011 12:28:43 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I'm at Villa Barone (3289 westchester avenue, Bronx) http://4sq.com/mOUFJC

Wednesday, May 04, 2011 07:58:48 PM from foursquare

@Novellabella That second statement is the absolute perfect justification for your first tweet

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Wednesday, May 04, 2011 04:22:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Novellabella Where'd you get that one from? Me? Only I say that. And I stopped (for now)

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Wednesday, May 04, 2011 12:59:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: I'm Boycotting Words With Friends http://bit.ly/mPqmw3

Wednesday, May 04, 2011 12:42:55 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: 100% Uptime In April, Bitches http://bit.ly/ltm0lO

Tuesday, May 03, 2011 09:48:53 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: Someone Install This Urinal At the Seagrape! http://bit.ly/lIoKk0

Tuesday, May 03, 2011 09:24:08 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: The Japanese Would Invent This Useless Device http://bit.ly/iAF3KL

Monday, May 02, 2011 10:53:02 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Completely ridiculous that some c word assed ugly bitch I hated in high school turned out to be an absolute smoke bomb. wow.

Monday, May 02, 2011 02:30:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

OMG. Everyone buy stock! Dow Jones will rise 500 points tomorrow. Gas will be $1.50/gallon. The world as we know it will change instantly

Monday, May 02, 2011 12:17:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

Osama missed the message that iPhones track your location history. What an idiot.

Monday, May 02, 2011 12:10:18 AM from Twitter Web Client

Aiight bin laden is dead. Lets go to the bar.

Sunday, May 01, 2011 11:59:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Some ass posted a fb virus link on my wall. I'm not at a comp. Why can't I delete it from the android app or mobile site? fucking zuckerberg

Sunday, May 01, 2011 10:41:28 PM from Twitter for Android