Talking about the NY Mets? RT @nyJULZmd Haha "ninth inning nightmare" :)

Wednesday, April 27, 2011 10:50:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

Got a new computer at work. Coworker is jealous. Jinxes it. Power supply fails. The stupid mother fucker. All his fault

Wednesday, April 27, 2011 09:42:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Your generation doesn't get enough sleep, you're on the computer all the time and you're all getting bald and fat" - My mom

Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:58:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: So Much For Blogging Today http://bit.ly/g7eORP

Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:54:17 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Pretty sure between Austin Jackson and Nick Swisher, my fantasy team outfield is like 0-70 Fucking useless.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:37:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

In a day or so, my laptop will be running Windows Server 2008 R2. I run this machine as a dedicated server. So why does It still have XP?

Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:31:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

God damnit. Why do these fucking northbound trains keep coming in on the southbound track? You know how inconvenient that is for me?

Tuesday, April 26, 2011 11:54:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Alexey: "you can find tasty species in each race"

Tuesday, April 26, 2011 09:31:24 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Seoul Garden (34 W. 32nd St. 2nd Floor, at B'way & 5th, New York) http://4sq.com/gfqEXv

Tuesday, April 26, 2011 09:28:11 PM from foursquare

This fuckin place really has heat lamps on right now?

Tuesday, April 26, 2011 07:35:33 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at d.b.a. w/ @micheljam @daraphoo http://4sq.com/i4NPgf

Tuesday, April 26, 2011 07:24:11 PM from foursquare

This heat can suck it so hard

Tuesday, April 26, 2011 04:41:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Get the fuck away from my desk you old pain in the balls. I just got in and got attacked.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011 09:49:44 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @dannyrob88: Sitting on this shitty,ass train w @portfolioso ... He looks like a fag

Monday, April 25, 2011 10:41:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Maybe the MTA should, you know, remove the 4 dead rats all over the 23rd st 6 platform....

Monday, April 25, 2011 11:12:07 AM from Twitter for Android