Dear Yankees, Stop playing like the Mets. Love, Joe

Monday, May 16, 2011 09:34:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is a new one to me: "My life is a joke, and it's not even funny" Thanks, crazy people I work with. Makes me feel better about me =)

Monday, May 16, 2011 09:32:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

Can this piece of shit verizon data network actually like.. pick up 3g for once and not give me 56k 1x. Christ

Monday, May 16, 2011 08:58:16 AM from Twitter for Android

The Yankees are bad =(

Monday, May 16, 2011 12:45:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fucking unfair ...

Sunday, May 15, 2011 04:38:37 AM from Twitter for Android

Wow. Pint glass sized mixed drinks for $5 on a Saturday night? Frickin free dude. We're not in New York anymore Toto

Saturday, May 14, 2011 11:44:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Cougars and preggos in the hizzz

Saturday, May 14, 2011 11:22:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Welp, looks like I inadvertently crashed not one but two simultaneous bachlorette parties. High five. Very nice!

Saturday, May 14, 2011 10:49:21 PM from Twitter for Android

It's raining, its pouring.... Let's drink.

Saturday, May 14, 2011 10:14:40 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Federal House Bar & Grille (22 Market Space, Annapolis) http://4sq.com/jmdhcU

Saturday, May 14, 2011 09:23:25 PM from foursquare

I'm at Five Guys - Arundel Preserve (7690 Dorchester Blvd, at Arundell Mills Blvd, Hanover) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/iLI9Ik

Saturday, May 14, 2011 02:48:15 PM from foursquare

I'm at Dutch Country Farmer's Market / Amish Market (9701 Fort Meade Rd, btw MD 197 & Laurel Racetrack Rd, Laurel) http://4sq.com/immrRK

Saturday, May 14, 2011 02:18:17 PM from foursquare

Such a great ass. Oh. My. God.

Saturday, May 14, 2011 03:15:08 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Blaguard (2003 18th St NW, at California St NW, Washington) http://4sq.com/lxGNVG

Saturday, May 14, 2011 01:59:51 AM from foursquare

GIVE ME MY CANDY CANE!

Saturday, May 14, 2011 01:32:33 AM from Twitter for Android