Dear Yankees, Stop playing like the Mets. Love, Joe
This is a new one to me: "My life is a joke, and it's not even funny" Thanks, crazy people I work with. Makes me feel better about me =)
Can this piece of shit verizon data network actually like.. pick up 3g for once and not give me 56k 1x. Christ
The Yankees are bad =(
Fucking unfair ...
Wow. Pint glass sized mixed drinks for $5 on a Saturday night? Frickin free dude. We're not in New York anymore Toto
Cougars and preggos in the hizzz
Welp, looks like I inadvertently crashed not one but two simultaneous bachlorette parties. High five. Very nice!
It's raining, its pouring.... Let's drink.
I'm at Federal House Bar & Grille (22 Market Space, Annapolis) http://4sq.com/jmdhcU
I'm at Five Guys - Arundel Preserve (7690 Dorchester Blvd, at Arundell Mills Blvd, Hanover) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/iLI9Ik
I'm at Dutch Country Farmer's Market / Amish Market (9701 Fort Meade Rd, btw MD 197 & Laurel Racetrack Rd, Laurel) http://4sq.com/immrRK
Such a great ass. Oh. My. God.
I'm at The Blaguard (2003 18th St NW, at California St NW, Washington) http://4sq.com/lxGNVG
GIVE ME MY CANDY CANE!