Dear spider living in my room for the past week: Stop eating my legs at night. Stop hiding from me the second I go to catch you...
@tomwcleary What a joke
Such a pain in the ass when the CEO is in the house. He steals all my VPs away from me when I need them for shit
Such a pain in the ass when the CEO is in the house. He steals all my VPs away from me when I need them for shit
New blog post: Can Someone Explain To Me Why The Fuck The US Is Still In Iraq? http://bit.ly/jmI0VJ
Mmmm. I have a boss ass sandwich today for lunch
Mothafucka's got style.
According to my uncle, Jesus married a whore. Lulz
Anyone else watchin the game catch that red headed slut behind the plate jerking the rally monkey off?
Ya know... No homo or anything, but Dave Robertson is a good looking man.
Ah I feel sorry for you son, there's no hope for you...
OK Who's got their fireplace on? Uncalled for - it's like 65 degrees. Either that or someone's house is on fire...
Dude.... In all honesty. Who the fuck gets kicked out of Continental....
Saturday, June 04, 2011 02:56:03 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm neither sober nor drunk.
I'm at The Watering Hole (106 E 19th St, btw Park Ave & Irving Pl, New York) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/lSNL0b