Welp, it could be worse. I could have bough MySpace for $580 million and sold it for $35 million...

Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:30:01 AM from Twitter Web Client

FUCK. ME. Looks like I just blocked all network traffic on this machine. Including myself. Looks like this German hotel system is now FUCKED

Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:01:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

IPSec policies are hard to set up to begin with. Imagine doing it in fucking German. Jesus Christ. They don't pay me enough

Wednesday, June 29, 2011 11:38:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

If this entire fucking computer wasn't all in God Damn German, my life would be so much easier

Wednesday, June 29, 2011 11:32:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

Very bangable

Wednesday, June 29, 2011 10:12:59 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Cafe Centro (200 Park Avenue, at 45th & Vanderbilt, New York) http://4sq.com/jL3Kqb

Wednesday, June 29, 2011 08:41:44 PM from foursquare

@tomwcleary No worries TC! I'm just messing with you. Sign of a legit reporter right there. All my CT news.

In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet

Wednesday, June 29, 2011 12:50:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

@tomwcleary Tweets too much ;)

Wednesday, June 29, 2011 11:55:10 AM from Twitter Web Client

Three more for my potato sack collection this morning at the train station.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011 08:53:17 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: What's Up With Google's New Ugly Ass Gray Bar? http://bit.ly/mz3HpT

Wednesday, June 29, 2011 12:40:21 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

tired, bitches

Tuesday, June 28, 2011 09:29:02 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella get a fuckin smartphone joker

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Tuesday, June 28, 2011 08:06:35 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Hamachi w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/k1xbVA

Tuesday, June 28, 2011 06:24:50 PM from foursquare

Shut the fuck up. You talk too much

Tuesday, June 28, 2011 04:38:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

Bring me that ass!

Tuesday, June 28, 2011 10:26:19 AM from Twitter Web Client