Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

New blog post: Attention People Who Misuse the Apostrophe S: Fucking Learn English http://bit.ly/nFYIjv

I need a threesome with these two dental assistants. Stat.

Conductor just had to key a bangin drunk girl out of the bathroom because she locked herself in and couldn't understand how to use the lock.

@maljnew Nah. Couldn't do it. You and your regulars will have to pop my Rudys cherry. I'd probably be lost in there.

When I saw that the Mets were wearing their idiotic Los Mets jerseys, I was 100% confident the Yanks would take first place

I'm at Dalton's (611 9th Ave, 44th St, New York) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/nTFs0S

I'm at Ruby Tuesday (7 Times Sq, at 7th Ave, New York) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/nKBdUa

@ky9 so if you need a droid 3 now, I guess its ok to get. Haha

In reply to @ky9's tweet

New blog post: Newsflash: Optimum Online Blows Monkey Nipples (Ranked Worst ISP In US) http://bit.ly/p8gvay

New blog post: The 6 Train Was A Dick and a Half Today http://bit.ly/qwLxjv

Pretty sure the hottest girl I've ever seen is in the lobby downstairs. She better be on her way up for an interview here.

New blog post: Australian Collar Bomb Hoax Girl is an Absolute Bombshell http://bit.ly/qCVoyT

New blog post: Son of a Bitch AT&T, Sprint & TMobile Give Away Free Nexus S Phones Tomorrow via Best Buy http://bit.ly/nxRINc

New blog post: Bro With Pimp Cane On 6 Train http://bit.ly/oiLxVv

@SumthinEclectic should have used rackspace or slicehost

In reply to @__JLu's tweet