Why is there a huge line of smokes waiting to take a wizzah at the grand central east pissahs?

Friday, June 24, 2011 09:52:16 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Hamachi (34 E 20th St, New York) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/j8cdNZ

Friday, June 24, 2011 06:56:35 PM from foursquare

Fuckin sangria. I'm gonna get hammered of this fuckin' peach and pineapple. Real manly... I need a beer to wash this down.

Friday, June 24, 2011 06:33:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

It's quite possible that I reek of alcohol right now... At work. Jeez.

Friday, June 24, 2011 05:18:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

Ah fuck. I didn't just play marry fuck kill with my coworkers... Featuring other people from work... I'm so fired.

Friday, June 24, 2011 02:50:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Watching aggressive baseball players at the bar at lunch. So sweet.

Friday, June 24, 2011 01:58:09 PM from Twitter for Android

What NOT to say to your coworker while telling a story: "So this other mess I know..." FML

Friday, June 24, 2011 11:54:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Amy Winehouse Is a Useless, Ugly, Untalented Trainwreck http://bit.ly/iYDUmK

Thursday, June 23, 2011 01:44:29 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I seriously need to stop going to the bar at lunch... At least the game was on

Wednesday, June 22, 2011 03:30:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuck offff I called thay tweet first

Wednesday, June 22, 2011 12:22:05 AM from Twitter for Android

@nyJULZmd you spelled provolone like an irish joker

Wednesday, June 22, 2011 12:01:12 AM from Deleted

I'm at McFadden's Saloon (800 2nd Ave, btw 42nd and 43rd St, New York) http://4sq.com/jEkve7

Tuesday, June 21, 2011 11:10:00 PM from foursquare

@michellemm22 gimp sucks. I had it on my work machine and made them buy me cs5. Usually I like open source though

In reply to @michellemm22's tweet

Tuesday, June 21, 2011 09:24:13 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at No Idea? (30 E 20th St, btw Broadway & Park Ave, New York) http://4sq.com/kRj9fY

Tuesday, June 21, 2011 08:41:51 PM from foursquare

I'm at The Crocodile Lounge (325 E 14th St, btw 1st & 2nd, New York) http://4sq.com/iuADaZ

Tuesday, June 21, 2011 07:29:27 PM from foursquare