Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Always smooth... Just making a mockery of myself in front of bombshells here by ripping up carpeting and prank calling them. jesus christ

Can't check in to the bar on foursquare because my phone is being a piece of shit

my jeans smell funny... I mean, they're clean but they were in the closet for a long time. The f man.

Outsourced QA bros in India: Please stop texting my phone from our system in the middle of the night

New blog post: Guess Those Boobs [SFW] http://bit.ly/o712ci

Installed Windows Server 2008 R2 on my dedicated SSH box. A great upgrade from XP. Now it feels more like an official server. </tool>

New blog post: Please Explain to me the Point of Scooters With Two Front Wheels http://bit.ly/r8W9iR

New blog post: See What I Have To Deal With... http://bit.ly/ogoJUk

Making some automated selenium tests on the simplest areas of the system. Found three bugs we didn't catch manually. Fail and win.

you know... losing a few paychecks in one day in this piece of shit stock market is always a cool thing, bros.

I can retweet myself because I am always right + I'm awesome. RT @portfolioso Prediction: Stock Market Will Crash Today http://t.co/cwLZL38

IT fuckers: Install my new phone system already. I did my part (aka like 85% of your job). Now get on the rest of it.

The office coffee tastes really good this morning. That being said, it will probably give me the shits later.

New blog post: Prediction: Stock Market Will Crash Today http://bit.ly/qWT9Ku