Google needs to let more motherfuckers join google+. It's getting boring on there

Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:22:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

Lmfao. Merry Christmas. Someone plugged in the lights on the town tree as a joke. Hysterical.

Sunday, July 03, 2011 10:51:36 PM from Twitter for Android

@Waspito @Novellabella and she's also 7 months preggo. Jesus

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Sunday, July 03, 2011 07:42:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Words with friends has a horseshit dictionary. Just got 24 pts vs @colithika for the word poon. Enjoyyy

Sunday, July 03, 2011 07:41:26 PM from Twitter for Android

You're welcome. RT @plasma2002 Hey New York, your ladies are prettier than California's (on average) #fb

Sunday, July 03, 2011 05:19:33 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella orly? Just two more until you're due. xD

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Sunday, July 03, 2011 04:51:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Alcohol free bbq... The fuck is this shit, rehab? I need a beer. Or 5.

Sunday, July 03, 2011 03:16:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Crick grills like a fuckin moron.

Sunday, July 03, 2011 02:56:10 PM from Twitter for Android

@Waspito The D1/D2 hardware is too shitty to run Gingerbread. I still have a D1 and its slow as fuck with 2.2. It was fast at first with 2.0

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:48:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

Brian Cashman is Gay for Sergio Mitre's penis. Guy gets fired from a shit team, and we pick him up? What the shit is this?

Saturday, July 02, 2011 06:40:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

On line and I have the slowest fucking guy in front of me. Cocksucker. I have things to do.

Saturday, July 02, 2011 03:24:16 PM from Twitter for Android

That is a sext and a half

Saturday, July 02, 2011 12:15:47 AM from Twitter for Android

I love how I walk a 43 yr old hammered manager to the train, then go drink more. Winning

Friday, July 01, 2011 11:55:59 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Stanton Public w/ @maljnew @daraphoo http://4sq.com/j0Z0Ie

Friday, July 01, 2011 11:45:24 PM from foursquare

Wow

Friday, July 01, 2011 07:27:21 PM from Twitter for Android