I'm worse than Mike Starr right now. If I end up like him, God bless me, cya later.

Friday, August 19, 2011 02:23:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

This ankle is fucked. So hard. Ow http://t.co/oyGscS0

Friday, August 19, 2011 12:25:21 AM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 well thars not normal....

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Friday, August 19, 2011 12:23:22 AM from Twitter for Android

God damn it. @maljnew needs to not fucking bite. me

Thursday, August 18, 2011 10:33:25 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella shhhh no jersey shore tweets

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Thursday, August 18, 2011 10:17:53 PM from Twitter for Android

My liver is telling me to suck a dick this week

Thursday, August 18, 2011 10:11:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Why are you at the bar by yourself?... That's uncalled for.

Thursday, August 18, 2011 09:38:36 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Plug Uglies (257 3rd Ave., at E. 21st St., New York) http://4sq.com/pTCiMj

Thursday, August 18, 2011 09:31:33 PM from foursquare

God damn right you're staring at me. I'm hotter than cobain in 92 right now.

Thursday, August 18, 2011 08:39:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus I just fucked up my ankle

Thursday, August 18, 2011 07:56:44 PM from Twitter for Android

I am eddie vedder right now, circa 1994

Thursday, August 18, 2011 07:38:14 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Penny Farthing (103 3rd Ave, E 13th St, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/pviwMY

Thursday, August 18, 2011 06:38:42 PM from foursquare

Want...

Thursday, August 18, 2011 03:35:56 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Save Battery Life on Your Android http://t.co/o5VZxr3

Thursday, August 18, 2011 12:52:38 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Time to get yelled at for coming home at 3:30 on a work night. Time to move out...

Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:43:35 PM from Twitter Web Client