Ooo. That's an ass and three quarters

Friday, July 08, 2011 07:50:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Hamachi w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/rlMhaZ

Thursday, July 07, 2011 07:05:41 PM from foursquare

NYC Subways are running like fucking asshole right now.

Thursday, July 07, 2011 05:25:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

@plasma2002 good stuff. I've been there

Thursday, July 07, 2011 05:04:26 PM from Twitter for Android

When are we getting our new phone system again? My 80s phone doesn't even have a fucking mute button. (Not that I talk to people, but still)

Thursday, July 07, 2011 10:28:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

Woof. Alexey essentially told me to go fuck myself. =) All I wanted was a new build to test.

Thursday, July 07, 2011 09:53:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

Someone please explain to me how Google Music is legal. I essentially upload all of my songs to the cloud. And can get them anywhere? Cool?

Thursday, July 07, 2011 01:52:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

@nyJULZmd gonna unfollow me now? :P

Wednesday, July 06, 2011 03:12:11 PM from Twitter for Android

I would bang out with the smokestack in the next booth so badly, but only if she's 18. (17 if no ones looking)

Wednesday, July 06, 2011 02:56:16 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Johnny Rockets (777 White Plains Rd, Scarsdale) http://4sq.com/nSHo01

Wednesday, July 06, 2011 02:39:16 PM from foursquare

@MalJNew touche. I noticed that when I stopped by.

Wednesday, July 06, 2011 01:26:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Exterminating Zombies. http://bit.ly/rbFOec @GetGlue #KillingFloor

Wednesday, July 06, 2011 12:04:02 AM from GetGlue.com

@SumthinEclectic details please!

Tuesday, July 05, 2011 07:01:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Awesome. I just ripped ass loudly all over Dan's office as I boosted my fat ass out of a chair.

Tuesday, July 05, 2011 05:46:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

You know.. People just chillin with rats all over Union Square... nbd. http://t.co/NbXvQ1p

Tuesday, July 05, 2011 02:24:48 PM from Twitter for Android