OH. MY. GOD. dripping sex

Tuesday, August 23, 2011 06:14:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

I think we've got aftershocks...

Tuesday, August 23, 2011 01:58:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

Problem: I don't give a fuck about anything today. I'm impatient and everyone pissing me off. Go away :-)

Tuesday, August 23, 2011 12:24:39 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean.. Jesus fucking christ Alisa. Get away from my desk. I don't care.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011 09:45:35 AM from Twitter Web Client

fuck all you hos =)

Tuesday, August 23, 2011 02:45:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

Jacked the Galaxy Tab from work to play with. Not impressed. I'd take one for free but it's an oversized (faster) version of my phone.

Monday, August 22, 2011 10:33:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

Cougar smokebomb dead ahead!

Monday, August 22, 2011 07:54:48 PM from Twitter for Android

I am watching Entourage w/2624 others http://t.co/0cCyPnX @GetGlue @Entourage

Sunday, August 21, 2011 10:35:45 PM from GetGlue.com

Nice to know that I just unlocked the Bisexual sticker on GetGlue.

Sunday, August 21, 2011 10:17:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

I am watching Curb Your Enthusiasm w/2167 others http://bit.ly/pCjRqv @GetGlue @CurbYourEnthusiasm

Sunday, August 21, 2011 10:10:14 PM from GetGlue.com

I'm hot

Sunday, August 21, 2011 05:26:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fucking fire him too

Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:42:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

Girardi is being a pussy defending Burnett

Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:41:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

Steinbrenner is spinning in is grave right now. There's no way this would be tolerated.

Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:34:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

Welp... Yankees came back to lose 9-4. That means without fuckhead Burnett, they'd have won 4-3 #geththefuckoffmyteamyoudisrespectfulcunt

Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:28:45 PM from Twitter Web Client