Someone shut this mother fuckin baby up. Screaming in cold blood this asshole is
Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:22:51 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Barfly w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/pGYp3R
I do not appreciate the new sales girl's "Choke" (Coke) tshirt as the official soft drink of the NY Yankees. She needs a spanking for that.
got my pinstripes in the office. I wish we had no dress code like Google. So much more relaxed coming to work in shorts and a t-shirt
Actual quote from a girl trying to invite me to her beach house: "If you don't come, I won't have your babies"
Thursday, July 14, 2011 01:06:48 AM from Twitter for Android
@Novellabella you're in to 45 year old men now?
Thursday, July 14, 2011 12:41:10 AM from Twitter for Android
Did I just piss out a fly? I legit just took a piss and a fly appeared out of nowhere. wtf..
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 10:51:51 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Trinity Restaurant Bar & Lounge (306 Sinatra Drive, 3rd Street, Hoboken) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/q70Pb7
I'm at The Dubliner (96 River St., at 1st St., Hoboken) http://4sq.com/pUnvOy
I can't write a mother fuckin sentence without some bitch ass interrupting me. Someone get me a private office so I can slam doors on people
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 06:52:20 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm at Flurt (323 3rd Avenue, 22nd Street, New York) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/pzNvQm
I'm at Barbounia (250 Park Ave. S., at E. 20th St., New York) http://4sq.com/oUOMpt
New blog post: This Reporter is So Dumb, It's Borderline Hot http://bit.ly/qCdtqa
Tuesday, July 12, 2011 11:57:30 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Facebook's Android App is horse shit. Fuckin slow, lacks features. Cant do dick on it. Their iPhone one is SO much better.
@Novellabella Macs suck