Just watched a shirley temple episode where black kids were cannibals and tryed to eat her.... Oh 1940s racism. Lol

Sunday, July 17, 2011 11:57:11 PM from Twitter for Android

No one gives a shit about women's soccer...

Sunday, July 17, 2011 05:58:19 PM from Twitter for Android

@kerbear88 Movie was great. I think they could have done a better job with the Snape memory. It was very fragmented

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Saturday, July 16, 2011 02:01:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: This Bald Ass Facebook Pic I Was Tagged in is Freaking Me Out http://bit.ly/pduNnC

Saturday, July 16, 2011 01:20:59 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

This bitch's giant fat ass is intruding my seat. Can't even put my elbow down.

Friday, July 15, 2011 07:44:49 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Defonte's of Brooklyn (261 3rd Ave., at E. 21st St., New York) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/ohNza3

Friday, July 15, 2011 03:40:19 PM from foursquare

This elevator smells like greasy asshole.

Friday, July 15, 2011 03:26:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Who made the coffee today? It's actually good for once.

Friday, July 15, 2011 01:40:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

Can I at least bang the intern in this office while I'm on this useless call? Might put me in a better mood

Friday, July 15, 2011 12:27:56 PM from Twitter for Android

I want to use the cruciatus curse on these fuckers on this onference call.

Friday, July 15, 2011 12:12:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Not appreciating the fact that I have to listen to a cunt UK client bitch to us about how our software doesnt do anything they want :/

Friday, July 15, 2011 10:24:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: F Dollar Coins. No Wonder This Country is Beyond Broke http://bit.ly/pUExLo

Friday, July 15, 2011 03:19:27 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I'm like a grandpa in this theater

Thursday, July 14, 2011 11:24:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Hung out with a brit tonight... look at two tweets ago. I sound like one

Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:46:06 PM from Twitter for Android

About time this tuburculine mother fucker got off this train. Guy was hacking his lung out. If I get sick, i swear......

Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:27:02 PM from Twitter for Android