The twitter machine is boring tonight. Needs more smut

Wednesday, July 20, 2011 10:35:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Facebook's New Chat Sidebar Sucks http://bit.ly/oTr6mN

Wednesday, July 20, 2011 02:27:59 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

What is this fuckin Granderson doing, dropping routine fly balls (in the stupifd assed marshmallow ceiling) and throwing the ball away.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011 09:40:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

Can I ask why there's never any damn 3G between Crestwood and Scarsdale? I'd bet my right nut it's guaranteed to go on 1x. #Verizon3gsucks

Tuesday, July 19, 2011 07:58:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'd fuck orange.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011 01:12:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

Welp, don't need a new phone anymore now that it runs 400 times better.

Monday, July 18, 2011 08:44:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

Phone is so much more gangster now that I wiped it.

Monday, July 18, 2011 07:12:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

Epic Barstool quote: "I dream for the day fireworks explode in the night sky as I'm railing a chick on the side of a hill"

Monday, July 18, 2011 05:52:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

Going to reflash my ROM and wipe my phone. It's so cluttered and slow. It's going to be annoying to start over, but maybe it'll be faster.

Monday, July 18, 2011 04:47:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: USA Women Lost The World Cup And I Didn't See One Second of Any Game http://bit.ly/qGlfRj

Monday, July 18, 2011 11:03:34 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: Barack Obama's Women's World Cup Tweet is Some Bullshit http://bit.ly/nG0u20

Monday, July 18, 2011 10:04:13 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: 3G In Upstate NY Is Utterly Useless http://bit.ly/n9cQKj

Monday, July 18, 2011 07:28:36 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@dannyrob88 My Russian programmer told me to watch that series. I should get into it.

In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet

Monday, July 18, 2011 01:53:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

@waspito F off, I know how to spell tried. It was originally singular try and I made it plural. Edited it on my phone and my 3G is 56k

Monday, July 18, 2011 01:52:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: I Just Choked Like the NY Mets Playing Cards Tonight http://bit.ly/mW2QZk

Monday, July 18, 2011 01:24:14 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog