Happy ending problem? Seems like a very good problem to have. How geeky though: http://t.co/Dj8hDRt

Monday, August 29, 2011 01:51:39 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fuck. Now its crazy windy after the storm passed... if my internet goes out, I swear

Sunday, August 28, 2011 03:59:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Eastchester PD radio: sending a car to get rid of kayakers in Leewood Tunnel. Lol

Sunday, August 28, 2011 03:46:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Extensive damage to my backyard caused by Irene: http://t.co/QVBv0dA

Sunday, August 28, 2011 02:18:23 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella You're supposed to be a journalist? http://t.co/g1ACbkF

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Sunday, August 28, 2011 12:46:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

Couple of leaves and twigs on my lawn. Other than that, the storm in March was 100% worse (not to downplay other areas that were hit hard)

Sunday, August 28, 2011 12:03:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @dannyrob88: Hurricane Irene was really called Hurricane Eileen, unfortunately an asian reporter was the first to announce it, no won ...

Sunday, August 28, 2011 12:02:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

The fuck is that all about?

Saturday, August 27, 2011 10:32:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

OK MTA, you can like, stop sending out email alerts. I understand that all service is suspended, now stop spamming me!

Saturday, August 27, 2011 07:42:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

Rally, bitches

Saturday, August 27, 2011 02:17:46 AM from Twitter for Android

I am disappointed in my body right now... not only am I huge, there was no reason for me to boot. I am fine now.

Saturday, August 27, 2011 02:17:09 AM from Twitter for Android

@colithika: "I just realized... you two are fat fuckin italians in wife beaters" (aka me and @sonicblur23)

Saturday, August 27, 2011 01:29:38 AM from Twitter for Android

"Tickle my butt box" not my quote....

Saturday, August 27, 2011 01:06:24 AM from Twitter for Android

Totally heterosexual that two guys are in a car right now listening/ singing along to to "joe - I wanna know" - @SonicBlur23

Friday, August 26, 2011 10:07:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Bro at 7-11 takes my ID and almost refuses to sell me alcohol because he thinks it says 98, not 88. Do I look 13?

Friday, August 26, 2011 09:47:37 PM from Twitter for Android