Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I'm at 7-Eleven (6-10 Garth Rd, Scarsdale) http://4sq.com/qUZBu1

New blog post: Typical Friday Night... http://t.co/k1N1Jgs

Now that @novellabella and @maljnew are all over each others' cats, I have to listen to fashion and makeup babble between them on Twitter

Day off and I don't know what the hell there is to do. #mylifeissofuckinglameitsmoreexcitingwheniwork

@SumthinEclectic Happened to me. I had a bot guess my FTP password, download my index.php files, inject malicious javascript, then reupload.

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@SumthinEclectic What happened, abusers?

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Reading some of my shit from school... I used to be a fucking mess

This IT guy is driving me up a fucking wall with this new VoIP system we're installing.

@MalJNew el suck it-o

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My internet speed should be 30MBPS and is usually constant unlike cable, but it's capped at 10MBPS. WTF, Verizon... #firstworldproblems

@nyJULZmd Better than when I had class with you... All you did was talk, draw dicks and jokes in my notebooks and make fun of worming girls.

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Doing some accounting. Shit fucking sucks. Thought I'd never have to do that since I bombed it freshman year.. apparently not.

NYC would be so much more legit if Mike Bloomberg changed his name to Miguel Bloombito (@elbloombito)

C-Notes by the layers... True Fuckin Players

New blog post: WTF Is Fenway Stadium? http://bit.ly/pqZzH1