Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I'm watching Boardwalk Empire (4411 others checked-in) http://t.co/7VcLc1G @GetGlue @HBO

@Novellabella you don't look 16 but you act 16 the way you watch those teen girl shows and creep on celebs.

What. Color time is it?

@__JLu @michellemm22 You need a PhD in Facebookology for the timeline. I miss the simple days when every feature was on a separate php page

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

omg the Gmails is down

Network admin pushes Kapersky AV through domain policy. I uninstall and block said policy. #localadmin #winning #anti-anti-virus (AVs suck)

@__JLu seriously, who starts their twitter username with two underscores? Such an abuser

Anytime I want to do something that involves not staying home, its an ordeal. Enough

Actual IMs during work: "idk shit about megan so i'd one night stand that"

IT people want to push Antivirus software to my computer. Absolutely not. I will have that shit uninstalled in 4 minutes flat.

I would go sooo gay for Dave Robertson. You don't even understand.

Normally, id be fucking pissed at the fact you squeezed into my 3 seater but if you look like that.. by all means, go for it.

Brandon is a fuckin' G with CSS. Thanks for fixing that glitch bro.

It's now much easier to focus on QA and testing with a decent buzz than without one #ineeddrdrewandrehab

Dukes has to get their shit together with the Bud Lite tap which never works.