Hurry up you slow fucking elevator, I have to get to the bar
Thursday, September 29, 2011 06:27:59 PM from Twitter for Android
MTA finally got those useless ass countdown clocks working on the 4-5-6 line in Grand Central. Only took them like 4 years and $200 million
Thursday, September 29, 2011 10:59:08 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Horrible. This Should Never Happen to Anyone. Ever. http://t.co/AuYJR2b
Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:46:12 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Protip: Don't use Proctor in the playoffs
Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:10:09 AM from Twitter Web Client
I CALLED THE WALKOFF!
Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:07:04 AM from Twitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd I'm the meanest
Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:01:39 AM from Twitter Web Client
Amateur hour: Never make the first or last out @ 3rd #iremembermyfirstlittleleaguegame
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:55:17 PM from Twitter Web Client
Golson runs like he has shit in his pants
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:53:12 PM from Twitter Web Client
Michael Kay is seriously wondering how much Proctor can pitch? Fuckin like 12 innings straight, duh. Torre broke his arm in.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:36:57 PM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Learn Math You Fuckin Apple Joker http://t.co/cjySOMu
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:24:13 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Joe Girardi is fucking dumbtarded if he uses Dave Robertson in this game. Who cares if we lose
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:02:17 PM from Twitter Web Client
This pissah looks like the department of mysteries.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 09:11:11 PM from Twitter for Android
This is a skunked ass magic hat
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 09:09:25 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at No Idea? (30 E 20th St, btw Broadway & Park Ave, New York) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/qCO02W