Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

So that netbook my coworker destroyed... The keys are sticky now. So I poured water into it. That will clean them, right?

Fuck the Mets & Jose Reyes. Lousy, slacker lowlife cheating organization. I hope Braun goes 5-5. Embarrassment to New York. Get the fuck out

Firefox blows at loading CSS3 webfonts

Acer netbooks take coffee to the keyboard really... really well... (This is what happens when coworkers sit on your desk and spill shit)

New blog post: Russia Is A Pimp Assed Country http://bit.ly/mWinLF

Pearl Jam and writing release notes at 1AM... Half awesome. Half... Could be worse.

I. JUST. LOST. It. Literally hysterical laughing for like 3 minutes: http://t.co/wDasWYL

Jesus fucking christ. fix the brakes on this piece of shit 6 train. I think I'm deaf now.

mmm. The tomato made this sangwich

Welp, I've got jack shit to do for another 20 minutes while I wait for this build to finish compiling before I can test it's ass off.

New blog post: Quick Text Pasting Windows App (Because I'm a Lazy Ass) http://t.co/1pJlU8D

I'm picking my football pool picks randomly next week. The more I analyze, the fewer I get right

@__JLu Found out about it like 2 hours before and I was already on a train out of the city. Sucksss

In reply to @__JLu's tweet