I just unlocked the "2011 VMA Moonman" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/ovuJzD

Friday, August 19, 2011 07:57:35 PM from foursquare

"I got a white kid workin for me. He's a fuckin pussy though. He can't dig like a Mexican can"

Friday, August 19, 2011 05:56:29 PM from Twitter for Android

#firstworldproblems where the fuck did I put my bottle opener?

Friday, August 19, 2011 05:14:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Girl dancing in the pink..... absolute dick wrecker. I guarantee it.

Friday, August 19, 2011 05:01:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Bro wearing a "pour favor" shirt with a beer on it. Brilliant.

Friday, August 19, 2011 02:24:14 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Jones Beach - Field 4 (1000 Ocean Pkwy, Wantagh) w/ 5 others http://4sq.com/orZGbo

Friday, August 19, 2011 02:02:41 PM from foursquare

New blog post: Is HP Fucking Serious Right now? http://bit.ly/pnf9dT

Friday, August 19, 2011 02:55:04 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

The nurse in this house is mother fucking useless.

Friday, August 19, 2011 02:26:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm worse than Mike Starr right now. If I end up like him, God bless me, cya later.

Friday, August 19, 2011 02:23:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

This ankle is fucked. So hard. Ow http://t.co/oyGscS0

Friday, August 19, 2011 12:25:21 AM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 well thars not normal....

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Friday, August 19, 2011 12:23:22 AM from Twitter for Android

God damn it. @maljnew needs to not fucking bite. me

Thursday, August 18, 2011 10:33:25 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella shhhh no jersey shore tweets

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Thursday, August 18, 2011 10:17:53 PM from Twitter for Android

My liver is telling me to suck a dick this week

Thursday, August 18, 2011 10:11:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Why are you at the bar by yourself?... That's uncalled for.

Thursday, August 18, 2011 09:38:36 PM from Twitter for Android