I just unlocked the "2011 VMA Moonman" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/ovuJzD
"I got a white kid workin for me. He's a fuckin pussy though. He can't dig like a Mexican can"
Friday, August 19, 2011 05:56:29 PM from Twitter for Android
#firstworldproblems where the fuck did I put my bottle opener?
Friday, August 19, 2011 05:14:52 PM from Twitter for Android
Girl dancing in the pink..... absolute dick wrecker. I guarantee it.
Friday, August 19, 2011 05:01:25 PM from Twitter for Android
Bro wearing a "pour favor" shirt with a beer on it. Brilliant.
Friday, August 19, 2011 02:24:14 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Jones Beach - Field 4 (1000 Ocean Pkwy, Wantagh) w/ 5 others http://4sq.com/orZGbo
New blog post: Is HP Fucking Serious Right now? http://bit.ly/pnf9dT
Friday, August 19, 2011 02:55:04 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
The nurse in this house is mother fucking useless.
I'm worse than Mike Starr right now. If I end up like him, God bless me, cya later.
This ankle is fucked. So hard. Ow http://t.co/oyGscS0
Friday, August 19, 2011 12:25:21 AM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 well thars not normal....
Friday, August 19, 2011 12:23:22 AM from Twitter for Android
God damn it. @maljnew needs to not fucking bite. me
Thursday, August 18, 2011 10:33:25 PM from Twitter for Android
@Novellabella shhhh no jersey shore tweets
Thursday, August 18, 2011 10:17:53 PM from Twitter for Android
My liver is telling me to suck a dick this week
Thursday, August 18, 2011 10:11:10 PM from Twitter for Android
Why are you at the bar by yourself?... That's uncalled for.
Thursday, August 18, 2011 09:38:36 PM from Twitter for Android