Failures at life: People who still list their MySpace under their website links on Facebook...
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 10:17:05 AM from Twitter Web Client
The conductor on my train is wearing a Hawaii McLovin ID in his badge holder instead of an MTA ID. Straight up baller. Couldn't get a pic.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 09:00:57 AM from Twitter for Android
I am going to blame my miserable failure at Moon Cake (98/99 stars) on the fact the level 1-17 gets fucking 3 frames per second.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 02:11:08 AM from Twitter Web Client
It also doesn't help that the Droid 1's feeble CPU sucks ballsack and lags at running Angry Birds seasons. Even overclocked,it blows.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 01:52:36 AM from Twitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Come on, abusers. Command line that shit.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 01:14:52 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Typical Sluts... http://t.co/7MNMIIj
Tuesday, September 20, 2011 10:07:32 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Not that theres anything wrong with it, but any man who enjoys Glee is a flaming homosexual. Seriously. Its fine/I approve bro. But its true
Tuesday, September 20, 2011 09:58:36 PM from Twitter for Android
@Colithika Nancy ...
Tuesday, September 20, 2011 08:00:30 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Hamachi w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/oSwQAD
Now that was a good apple
Tuesday, September 20, 2011 01:03:19 PM from Twitter Web Client
"And she even had a Winnie the Pooh umbrella. We must bang now"
Tuesday, September 20, 2011 09:59:54 AM from Twitter Web Client
Wowww. Wowwwww. Gimmie
Tuesday, September 20, 2011 08:49:25 AM from Twitter for Android
It's 1AM. I want a fuckin cheese steak.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011 12:59:09 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Portfolioso.com v2 Gone For Good http://bit.ly/qaKQ3m
Monday, September 19, 2011 11:27:58 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I just got the "you are so hot I want to bang you" look in the hallway.
Monday, September 19, 2011 12:05:02 PM from Twitter for Android