Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I'm at Pig 'n' Whistle on 2nd (951 2nd Ave, btw 50th & 51st, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/qhy3jJ

I'm at The Australian (20 W 38th St, 5th Av, New York) http://4sq.com/nVoM0v

Shut the fuck up about the jersey shore on twitter. I have it DVRd... ill be home later

@shavingfoams: kelso nut brown (not to be confused with the hot sales girl) and allagash confluence (not like the wiki)

I'm at The Stag's Head (252 E 51st St, 2nd Ave, New York) http://4sq.com/ru5ygK

I'm at Redemption (1003 2nd Ave, at 53rd, New York) http://4sq.com/o8xBgK

I'm at Frank's Express Pizza (127 E 23rd St, btwn Lexington & Park Ave S, New York) http://4sq.com/nMxAvx

I think the world economy is a joke. "Oil rises as US jobs data lift markets" WTF do jobs have to do with daily oil prices...

Always smooth... Just making a mockery of myself in front of bombshells here by ripping up carpeting and prank calling them. jesus christ

Can't check in to the bar on foursquare because my phone is being a piece of shit

my jeans smell funny... I mean, they're clean but they were in the closet for a long time. The f man.

Outsourced QA bros in India: Please stop texting my phone from our system in the middle of the night

New blog post: Guess Those Boobs [SFW] http://bit.ly/o712ci

Installed Windows Server 2008 R2 on my dedicated SSH box. A great upgrade from XP. Now it feels more like an official server. </tool>

New blog post: Please Explain to me the Point of Scooters With Two Front Wheels http://bit.ly/r8W9iR