New blog post: Sometimes I Wonder Why I Believe In Half of This Shit http://bit.ly/opqhye

Sunday, September 18, 2011 09:15:39 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Dickwrecking boots at 10 o'clock

Sunday, September 18, 2011 02:28:04 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Brazen Fox (175 Mamaroneck Ave, E Post Rd., White Plains) w/ 5 others http://4sq.com/pVPBxs

Sunday, September 18, 2011 01:22:38 AM from foursquare

I'm at Hudson Grille (165 Mamaroneck Ave., White Plains) http://4sq.com/os0i4t

Sunday, September 18, 2011 12:29:53 AM from foursquare

I'm at Ron Blacks (181 Mamaroneck Ave, White Plains) w/ 5 others http://4sq.com/o1S7RG

Saturday, September 17, 2011 11:43:07 PM from foursquare

I'm such a fucking jackass. Wondered why I couldn't log into my SQL server... Thought it was a bad password. SQL service wasn't running...

Saturday, September 17, 2011 09:30:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Outback Steakhouse (1703 Central Park Ave, Yonkers) http://4sq.com/pDVOV9

Saturday, September 17, 2011 07:18:27 PM from foursquare

My twitter timeline is messed up. Why isn't everyone I follow showing up?

Saturday, September 17, 2011 02:25:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

Seriously... Why is every single car and house alarm going off. Who's the dick...

Saturday, September 17, 2011 01:34:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

fml

Saturday, September 17, 2011 01:06:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: The NY Mets Are The Lowest Organization Known To Man http://t.co/ptNcUeG

Friday, September 16, 2011 10:49:58 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Those mother fuckers. I bet they copied Apple where you don't quit but programs just stay running and become suspended. Fucking Apple.

Friday, September 16, 2011 10:40:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

Well that was interesting... How the fuck are you supposed to quit apps? Windows 8 is so radically different, I had no idea how to use it.

Friday, September 16, 2011 10:40:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

Booting Windows 8 Dev Preview in a virtual machine. The suspense is killing me

Friday, September 16, 2011 10:09:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

Conductor just lost it on two Asians who missed their stop and couldnt speak English. Wish I had that on video. Barstool worthy.

Friday, September 16, 2011 07:49:56 PM from Twitter for Android