I like your style, although I'm trying to not be a raging alco anymore... RT @MalJNew Well it's 11 or 2 and. I'm blacked out
@SumthinEclectic Thanks for retweeting that out of context, abusers. Makes me look like some kind of perv. It's cool though. I laughed.
Duct tape, zip ties, foam insulation, cursing and sweat. Finally fixed my squeaky bed, Puerto Rican style. Who wants to bang now?
Dear Omar bro in the supermarket.... I don't give a fuck about your cats.
Sunday, August 07, 2011 11:54:00 AM from Twitter for Android
Sudden urge to have a 90s techno dance party. No homo. (I haven't even been drinking)
New blog post: That's It. I Had Enough Of This Fucking Country http://bit.ly/nfgY24
Saturday, August 06, 2011 08:32:14 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I just had a three second long fart
Saturday, August 06, 2011 05:32:59 PM from Twitter for Android
@Colithika while your ps3 is broken, play killing floor with all of us
Saturday, August 06, 2011 03:08:28 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Attention People Who Misuse the Apostrophe S: Fucking Learn English http://bit.ly/nFYIjv
Saturday, August 06, 2011 01:35:27 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I need a threesome with these two dental assistants. Stat.
Saturday, August 06, 2011 12:04:39 PM from Twitter for Android
Conductor just had to key a bangin drunk girl out of the bathroom because she locked herself in and couldn't understand how to use the lock.
Saturday, August 06, 2011 12:49:15 AM from Twitter for Android
@maljnew Nah. Couldn't do it. You and your regulars will have to pop my Rudys cherry. I'd probably be lost in there.
Friday, August 05, 2011 11:28:04 PM from Twitter for Android
When I saw that the Mets were wearing their idiotic Los Mets jerseys, I was 100% confident the Yanks would take first place
Friday, August 05, 2011 10:41:32 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Dalton's (611 9th Ave, 44th St, New York) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/nTFs0S
I'm at Ruby Tuesday (7 Times Sq, at 7th Ave, New York) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/nKBdUa