TMobile commercial girl in the pink dress: Jesus
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 11:56:55 PM from Twitter for Android
Wowwwwwww. Damm
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 07:14:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Peach I just took a bite out of was a fuckin ball of fuzz. Nasty
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 03:06:08 PM from Twitter Web Client
RT @ElBloombito: Hateros gonna hato!
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 12:47:51 PM from Twitter Web Client
The fuck is it with bitch ass UK clients trying to use mother fucking leading zeroes in Excel? It removes it, shitheads! And you blame us...
Monday, September 12, 2011 10:23:48 PM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: This Dude From Bachelor Pad 2 Sounds Like He's Choking on Cock http://t.co/VB3Y8Yc
Monday, September 12, 2011 09:30:56 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
@nyJULZmd The fuck is a hand grenade?
Monday, September 12, 2011 02:24:38 PM from Twitter Web Client
Fuck... Me... now I just want to do jagerbombs
Monday, September 12, 2011 02:20:53 PM from Twitter Web Client
Marketing girls just brought us Red Bull. Is it bad that I 100% associate it with Jager?
Monday, September 12, 2011 02:18:05 PM from Twitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic HA... The typo that got copied and pasted. I'm lazy.
Monday, September 12, 2011 01:32:49 PM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Lies! That's Not How It Goes http://bit.ly/qDVndr
Monday, September 12, 2011 01:00:55 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Why is everything a fucking shitshow today? Why am I the only person qualified to fix EVERYTHING?
Monday, September 12, 2011 11:00:15 AM from Twitter Web Client
'Morning officers. My train is apparently on lockdown. There are two MTA officers in every car.
Monday, September 12, 2011 08:56:23 AM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 hmm. I don't think it converted the shortlink right. Its still there. You wouldnt like the blog though :-)
Monday, September 12, 2011 08:51:54 AM from Twitter for Android