RT @dannyrob88: Hurricane Irene was really called Hurricane Eileen, unfortunately an asian reporter was the first to announce it, no won ...
The fuck is that all about?
Saturday, August 27, 2011 10:32:26 PM from Twitter Web Client
OK MTA, you can like, stop sending out email alerts. I understand that all service is suspended, now stop spamming me!
Saturday, August 27, 2011 07:42:02 PM from Twitter Web Client
Rally, bitches
Saturday, August 27, 2011 02:17:46 AM from Twitter for Android
I am disappointed in my body right now... not only am I huge, there was no reason for me to boot. I am fine now.
Saturday, August 27, 2011 02:17:09 AM from Twitter for Android
@colithika: "I just realized... you two are fat fuckin italians in wife beaters" (aka me and @sonicblur23)
Saturday, August 27, 2011 01:29:38 AM from Twitter for Android
"Tickle my butt box" not my quote....
Saturday, August 27, 2011 01:06:24 AM from Twitter for Android
Totally heterosexual that two guys are in a car right now listening/ singing along to to "joe - I wanna know" - @SonicBlur23
Friday, August 26, 2011 10:07:47 PM from Twitter for Android
Bro at 7-11 takes my ID and almost refuses to sell me alcohol because he thinks it says 98, not 88. Do I look 13?
Friday, August 26, 2011 09:47:37 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at 7-Eleven (6-10 Garth Rd, Scarsdale) http://4sq.com/osksGo
New blog post: Breaking News: NYC Subway Countdown Clocks Are Useless Shitpiles http://bit.ly/qGWEY5
Friday, August 26, 2011 09:20:23 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
the lining of my esophagus and stomach probably burned off. and my liver is probably gone...
@MalJNew Bring Bella back to NYC
Id actually rather be at work right now...
Friday, August 26, 2011 02:02:28 AM from Twitter for Android
Turn ons: Ruby on Rails. Turn offs: Ruby without rails
Friday, August 26, 2011 01:40:15 AM from Twitter for Android