@Novellabella suck it
Wednesday, August 24, 2011 05:54:38 PM from Twitter Web Client
The fact that I said "jelly" instead of "jealous" out loud at the bar earlier was a fucking joke. Like... you're only supposed to type that
Wednesday, August 24, 2011 05:39:58 PM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Is it Gross to Bring your Laptop to the Shitter? http://t.co/HeVSCzM
Wednesday, August 24, 2011 12:15:11 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I don't get this. Woman on train with like 20 yr old legs and a 50 year old face. Possibly brown baggable.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 10:51:39 PM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew brandon totally called me out/noticed that I basically told her and a bar thats dry to blow me upside down. I was mad grumpy today.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 10:49:35 PM from Twitter for Android
Smokin' mad Newports 'cause I'm due in court...
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 10:45:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Bartendress: Smoke central.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 07:23:07 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Bull's Head Tavern w/ @daraphoo http://4sq.com/odwIIh
OH. MY. GOD. dripping sex
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 06:14:41 PM from Twitter Web Client
I think we've got aftershocks...
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 01:58:41 PM from Twitter Web Client
Problem: I don't give a fuck about anything today. I'm impatient and everyone pissing me off. Go away :-)
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 12:24:39 PM from Twitter for Android
I mean.. Jesus fucking christ Alisa. Get away from my desk. I don't care.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 09:45:35 AM from Twitter Web Client
fuck all you hos =)
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 02:45:42 AM from Twitter Web Client
Jacked the Galaxy Tab from work to play with. Not impressed. I'd take one for free but it's an oversized (faster) version of my phone.
Cougar smokebomb dead ahead!
Monday, August 22, 2011 07:54:48 PM from Twitter for Android