The fuck is that all about?

Saturday, August 27, 2011 10:32:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

OK MTA, you can like, stop sending out email alerts. I understand that all service is suspended, now stop spamming me!

Saturday, August 27, 2011 07:42:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

Rally, bitches

Saturday, August 27, 2011 02:17:46 AM from Twitter for Android

I am disappointed in my body right now... not only am I huge, there was no reason for me to boot. I am fine now.

Saturday, August 27, 2011 02:17:09 AM from Twitter for Android

@colithika: "I just realized... you two are fat fuckin italians in wife beaters" (aka me and @sonicblur23)

Saturday, August 27, 2011 01:29:38 AM from Twitter for Android

"Tickle my butt box" not my quote....

Saturday, August 27, 2011 01:06:24 AM from Twitter for Android

Totally heterosexual that two guys are in a car right now listening/ singing along to to "joe - I wanna know" - @SonicBlur23

Friday, August 26, 2011 10:07:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Bro at 7-11 takes my ID and almost refuses to sell me alcohol because he thinks it says 98, not 88. Do I look 13?

Friday, August 26, 2011 09:47:37 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at 7-Eleven (6-10 Garth Rd, Scarsdale) http://4sq.com/osksGo

Friday, August 26, 2011 09:37:26 PM from foursquare

New blog post: Breaking News: NYC Subway Countdown Clocks Are Useless Shitpiles http://bit.ly/qGWEY5

Friday, August 26, 2011 09:20:23 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

the lining of my esophagus and stomach probably burned off. and my liver is probably gone...

Friday, August 26, 2011 04:28:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew Bring Bella back to NYC

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Friday, August 26, 2011 03:41:52 AM from Twitter Web Client

Id actually rather be at work right now...

Friday, August 26, 2011 02:02:28 AM from Twitter for Android

Turn ons: Ruby on Rails. Turn offs: Ruby without rails

Friday, August 26, 2011 01:40:15 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Hudson Grille (165 Mamaroneck Ave., White Plains) http://4sq.com/n8omgv

Friday, August 26, 2011 01:11:39 AM from foursquare