The fuck is that all about?
Saturday, August 27, 2011 10:32:26 PM from Twitter Web Client
OK MTA, you can like, stop sending out email alerts. I understand that all service is suspended, now stop spamming me!
Saturday, August 27, 2011 07:42:02 PM from Twitter Web Client
Rally, bitches
Saturday, August 27, 2011 02:17:46 AM from Twitter for Android
I am disappointed in my body right now... not only am I huge, there was no reason for me to boot. I am fine now.
Saturday, August 27, 2011 02:17:09 AM from Twitter for Android
@colithika: "I just realized... you two are fat fuckin italians in wife beaters" (aka me and @sonicblur23)
Saturday, August 27, 2011 01:29:38 AM from Twitter for Android
"Tickle my butt box" not my quote....
Saturday, August 27, 2011 01:06:24 AM from Twitter for Android
Totally heterosexual that two guys are in a car right now listening/ singing along to to "joe - I wanna know" - @SonicBlur23
Friday, August 26, 2011 10:07:47 PM from Twitter for Android
Bro at 7-11 takes my ID and almost refuses to sell me alcohol because he thinks it says 98, not 88. Do I look 13?
Friday, August 26, 2011 09:47:37 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at 7-Eleven (6-10 Garth Rd, Scarsdale) http://4sq.com/osksGo
New blog post: Breaking News: NYC Subway Countdown Clocks Are Useless Shitpiles http://bit.ly/qGWEY5
Friday, August 26, 2011 09:20:23 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
the lining of my esophagus and stomach probably burned off. and my liver is probably gone...
@MalJNew Bring Bella back to NYC
Id actually rather be at work right now...
Friday, August 26, 2011 02:02:28 AM from Twitter for Android
Turn ons: Ruby on Rails. Turn offs: Ruby without rails
Friday, August 26, 2011 01:40:15 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Hudson Grille (165 Mamaroneck Ave., White Plains) http://4sq.com/n8omgv