Wah wah wah. Complaints complaints. Chillax y'all
Saturday, October 08, 2011 10:30:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Someone just sexted my grandma. This is hysterical.
Saturday, October 08, 2011 06:42:45 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Son of a Bitch http://bit.ly/qpjgmd
Saturday, October 08, 2011 01:36:23 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Welp, I Was Wrong About Jobs http://t.co/cVxz2NE
Saturday, October 08, 2011 01:16:42 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Today I am going to eat like a pig, watch tv, play sports and enjoy life... Because I can.
Saturday, October 08, 2011 12:53:34 AM from Twitter Web Client
You've gotta be fucking kidding me. I need a new phone stat, and the Galaxy Nexus was delayed because Jobs kicked it? fuuuuuuck that side.
Friday, October 07, 2011 01:24:22 PM from Twitter Web Client
I feel so fat right now.
Friday, October 07, 2011 12:56:18 PM from Twitter Web Client
Alexey and his Russian accent just asked me if I had candies and I understood "do you have any Guinness" Alexey! It's like 10AM!
Friday, October 07, 2011 11:24:59 AM from Twitter Web Client
The front end developer from Portland, Oregon finally brought West Coast coffee and brewed it. NOM. The office coffee is finally legitimate.
Friday, October 07, 2011 10:30:33 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Three Useless Assholes http://t.co/emaIi3B
Friday, October 07, 2011 01:06:42 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
And the Twitter machine is back up. Wonder what happened. Haven't see a fail whale in years.
Friday, October 07, 2011 01:05:26 AM from Twitter Web Client
A-Rod you choking muddafucka you
Thursday, October 06, 2011 10:59:54 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Hamachi (34 E 20th St, New York) http://4sq.com/oi5fNo
I could file more bugs. Eh fuck it, lets just go to the bar
Thursday, October 06, 2011 06:07:01 PM from Twitter Web Client
Sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiit
Thursday, October 06, 2011 04:47:51 PM from Twitter Web Client