Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

This IT guy is driving me up a fucking wall with this new VoIP system we're installing.

@MalJNew el suck it-o

My internet speed should be 30MBPS and is usually constant unlike cable, but it's capped at 10MBPS. WTF, Verizon... #firstworldproblems

@nyJULZmd Better than when I had class with you... All you did was talk, draw dicks and jokes in my notebooks and make fun of worming girls.

In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet

Doing some accounting. Shit fucking sucks. Thought I'd never have to do that since I bombed it freshman year.. apparently not.

NYC would be so much more legit if Mike Bloomberg changed his name to Miguel Bloombito (@elbloombito)

C-Notes by the layers... True Fuckin Players

New blog post: WTF Is Fenway Stadium? http://bit.ly/pqZzH1

mother. fuck. Verizon... Rumors are they're ruining the Nexus Prime and rebranding it as the Droid Prime? Figures. It's going to shit now.

New blog post: USB Plugs do this to me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME... http://bit.ly/nw7Bad

just installed mod_evasive & mod_security on our server. If the load spikes again, I swear to God...

@ky9 Try Juice Defender. I never used it but someone swears by it .It just toggles off things that waste battery. 1 day of life = decent

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Kindly like... go the fuck away.

Hysterical. They're running New Haven line trains on the Harlem line.

Hint: the MTA is full of shit when they say trains are running normally.