Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Ah that was short.

Nothing like a nice meeting with a VP after getting back from the bar. Fuck. Gotta piss

HAHA Blackberry fucking sucks. Get an iPhone or Android RT @__JLu talk about a #RIM job...

I'd forgotten how amazing The Foo's last album was

RT @VtotheFlo Internet dead on all Berries #blackberryfail. Android users laugh in our faces. yes, I mean you, @portfolioso

@mich_amore @Waspito @SonicBlur23 The cool kids use Google+ because it has lets up to 10 people video chat. Free Skype cannot do that.

New blog post: It's Obama's Fucking Fault Banks are Charging Ridiculous Fees http://t.co/Kzy5cH6

You CANNOT come to my desk, stretch your arms up, lean backwards and put your hair down and expect me to pay attention to your issue.

Stale cookies and an apple for lunch. Gross.

Niraj: "Why is this all slow and shit"

It's fucking bullshit that I need to be running my air conditioner on OCTOBER 10th. It should be cold outside.

@__JLu You have a new startup you're not telling me about, abusers? Can I get in on this?

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@MalJNew Tweet coherently. I'm judging so hard right now.

This is Verizon's idea of 3g up in the boonies. Pure garbage. http://t.co/qAavBOY

@MalJNew English?

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