Wake up. Leg itches. Feel huge ass bug on leg. knock it off. It's a gigantic spider. #winning
Sunday, September 04, 2011 02:42:51 AM from Twitter Web Client
Fuck... Me...
Sunday, September 04, 2011 01:31:05 AM from Twitter Web Client
Jeweler goes to change my watch battery (I'd do it myself but it was impossible to open) and scratched the fucking shit out of it. Asshole
Saturday, September 03, 2011 04:20:49 PM from Twitter for Android
ass. titties
Saturday, September 03, 2011 03:34:08 AM from Twitter Web Client
Quite possibly the greatest mob movie of all time. Love it http://t.co/vJTTCee @GetGlue #Casino
Nothing more awesome than two dudes shotgunning to the O.C theme song
Friday, September 02, 2011 11:22:17 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Nathan's Famous (2290 Central Park Ave, Crisfield St., Yonkers‎) http://4sq.com/pwEyR3
@Onethirdof3x5 what up homeskillet? Welcome back to Twitter
Friday, September 02, 2011 10:12:08 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at 7-Eleven (6-10 Garth Rd, Scarsdale) http://4sq.com/qUZBu1
New blog post: Typical Friday Night... http://t.co/k1N1Jgs
Friday, September 02, 2011 08:19:36 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Now that @novellabella and @maljnew are all over each others' cats, I have to listen to fashion and makeup babble between them on Twitter
Friday, September 02, 2011 04:17:19 PM from Twitter Web Client
Day off and I don't know what the hell there is to do. #mylifeissofuckinglameitsmoreexcitingwheniwork
Friday, September 02, 2011 03:32:28 PM from Twitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Happened to me. I had a bot guess my FTP password, download my index.php files, inject malicious javascript, then reupload.
Friday, September 02, 2011 11:59:21 AM from Twitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic What happened, abusers?
Friday, September 02, 2011 11:38:17 AM from Twitter Web Client
Reading some of my shit from school... I used to be a fucking mess
Friday, September 02, 2011 04:26:50 AM from Twitter Web Client