Wake up. Leg itches. Feel huge ass bug on leg. knock it off. It's a gigantic spider. #winning

Sunday, September 04, 2011 02:42:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fuck... Me...

Sunday, September 04, 2011 01:31:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

Jeweler goes to change my watch battery (I'd do it myself but it was impossible to open) and scratched the fucking shit out of it. Asshole

Saturday, September 03, 2011 04:20:49 PM from Twitter for Android

ass. titties

Saturday, September 03, 2011 03:34:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

Quite possibly the greatest mob movie of all time. Love it http://t.co/vJTTCee @GetGlue #Casino

Saturday, September 03, 2011 03:00:40 AM from GetGlue.com

Nothing more awesome than two dudes shotgunning to the O.C theme song

Friday, September 02, 2011 11:22:17 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Nathan's Famous (2290 Central Park Ave, Crisfield St., Yonkers‎) http://4sq.com/pwEyR3

Friday, September 02, 2011 10:43:04 PM from foursquare

@Onethirdof3x5 what up homeskillet? Welcome back to Twitter

Friday, September 02, 2011 10:12:08 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at 7-Eleven (6-10 Garth Rd, Scarsdale) http://4sq.com/qUZBu1

Friday, September 02, 2011 09:36:26 PM from foursquare

New blog post: Typical Friday Night... http://t.co/k1N1Jgs

Friday, September 02, 2011 08:19:36 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Now that @novellabella and @maljnew are all over each others' cats, I have to listen to fashion and makeup babble between them on Twitter

Friday, September 02, 2011 04:17:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

Day off and I don't know what the hell there is to do. #mylifeissofuckinglameitsmoreexcitingwheniwork

Friday, September 02, 2011 03:32:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

@SumthinEclectic Happened to me. I had a bot guess my FTP password, download my index.php files, inject malicious javascript, then reupload.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Friday, September 02, 2011 11:59:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

@SumthinEclectic What happened, abusers?

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Friday, September 02, 2011 11:38:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

Reading some of my shit from school... I used to be a fucking mess

Friday, September 02, 2011 04:26:50 AM from Twitter Web Client