Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

These two project managers downstairs are the two biggest morons going and I guarantee you this whole project is screwed...

It's cruel and unusual punishment and an absolute tease who we hire around here.

Day after Labor Day = every moron is back from summer vacation. Aka jammed ass trains.

Welp, looks like I can't use Windows Server 2008 as a VPN server AND a web server. That extra incoming connection screwed up port 80 binding

With no error logs. At least throw an error, asswipe

Why won't mother fuckin apache start on this bitch ass server?

New blog post: Pussy CT Resident Afraid of Taking Metro North on 9/11 http://bit.ly/nOCuWl

Dear laptop fan: Shut the fuck up. You're not overheating and CPU use is 0%. So why are you running so loudly? kthxbye

I'm so hot in my new FB profile pic, I'd totally bang myself if I were me.

I am watching Entourage w/2234 others http://t.co/5DWbdcy @GetGlue @Entourage

I am watching Curb Your Enthusiasm w/1849 others http://t.co/jW4Oayw @GetGlue @CurbYourEnthusiasm

I feel so fuckin fat right now its not even funny. Today I ate more than four Ethiopians combined in a week. Need my stomach pumped.

I'm at Ciao! (5 John R Albanese Pl, Eastchester) http://4sq.com/nJTdT1

@novellabella fails at ñ