Is it necessary for the train going by to lay on the horn for like 1 minute straight at this hour? Fucking MTA
Tuesday, October 18, 2011 01:43:40 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: This Joker Is Running for President? http://bit.ly/pZi3u8
Monday, October 17, 2011 09:36:39 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
the sun decided to align itself with the fuckin crack in the shade right where my eyes are
Monday, October 17, 2011 05:26:43 PM from Twitter Web Client
apparently, the squirrels in madison square park love climbing all over people and asking for food
Oh my God! This chicken... Nom http://t.co/FXNQHJx
Sunday, October 16, 2011 03:08:29 PM from Twitter for Android
impossible to make potatoes as delicious as my grandma does. Anyone who tries - It's just not the same. Omnom nom. http://t.co/PZrCLgV
Sunday, October 16, 2011 02:57:10 PM from Twitter for Android
that... is exactly my type
@MalJNew just told me to shush bc "fairies run the txt messaging" uhhhhhmmmmm. Ok
Sunday, October 16, 2011 01:25:15 AM from Twitter for Android
Joe Buck you fuckin piece of shit. Cover the damn Rangers. Stop mentioning how the Yankees lost to them last year. Irrelevant. Fuckin guy.
Saturday, October 15, 2011 11:50:46 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @wastpito @portfolioso was [in a Twitter class] wearing a bald cap shooting a classmate with his banana gun. #intoxicateddreams
Saturday, October 15, 2011 04:43:08 PM from Twitter Web Client
testing Twitter updates from text... ya know... because i have a ghetto ass phone for 2 more weeks
@__JLu Never used watir. I'll have to check it out.
Saturday, October 15, 2011 10:56:24 AM from Twitter for Android
Yes, nothing like the COO coming to my desk with Facebook on one monitor, Twitter on another and an empty beer bottle. #winning
Friday, October 14, 2011 05:33:14 PM from Twitter Web Client
AHAHAHAHAHA
Friday, October 14, 2011 05:17:08 PM from Twitter Web Client
RT @Android: Something delicious is coming: http://t.co/kIK5Ih2E
Friday, October 14, 2011 02:56:22 PM from Twitter Web Client