Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

New blog post: It's Obama's Fucking Fault Banks are Charging Ridiculous Fees http://t.co/Kzy5cH6

You CANNOT come to my desk, stretch your arms up, lean backwards and put your hair down and expect me to pay attention to your issue.

Stale cookies and an apple for lunch. Gross.

Niraj: "Why is this all slow and shit"

It's fucking bullshit that I need to be running my air conditioner on OCTOBER 10th. It should be cold outside.

@__JLu You have a new startup you're not telling me about, abusers? Can I get in on this?

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

@MalJNew Tweet coherently. I'm judging so hard right now.

This is Verizon's idea of 3g up in the boonies. Pure garbage. http://t.co/qAavBOY

@MalJNew English?

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Wah wah wah. Complaints complaints. Chillax y'all

Someone just sexted my grandma. This is hysterical.

New blog post: Son of a Bitch http://bit.ly/qpjgmd

New blog post: Welp, I Was Wrong About Jobs http://t.co/cVxz2NE

Today I am going to eat like a pig, watch tv, play sports and enjoy life... Because I can.

You've gotta be fucking kidding me. I need a new phone stat, and the Galaxy Nexus was delayed because Jobs kicked it? fuuuuuuck that side.