I'm at Duke's (99 E 19th St, btwn Park Ave S & Irving Pl, New York) http://4sq.com/peSvZa

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 08:57:55 PM from foursquare

The mmoser guys next door take forever to piss. Gtfo this bathroom.

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 06:55:58 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella CDs? What is this, 1998?

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Wednesday, October 05, 2011 06:24:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Waspito accounting fucking blows. I feel bad for you bro

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Wednesday, October 05, 2011 06:20:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

@nyJULZmd oil, real garlic and a pinch of adobo

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Wednesday, October 05, 2011 02:22:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

fucking parentheses... So dumb

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 01:58:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

why the FUCK won't my script work?

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 01:47:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

AHAHA. MY VP over here thinks the Brewers are going to beat the Phillies

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 11:24:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

@nyJULZmd Ain't that a bitch

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Wednesday, October 05, 2011 10:59:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

This is terribly inconvenien for me. No wonder I never get my way.

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 08:50:22 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Sucks to all You Apple Fanboys http://bit.ly/oejppu

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 12:21:15 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: And it all Comes Down to this Crazy Bastard http://t.co/vv1OnlW

Tuesday, October 04, 2011 08:30:30 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Great, I look like mother fuckin Rudolph right now.

Tuesday, October 04, 2011 06:17:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

Pretty sure I reactivated every single bug sent my way because they're all broken still. Christ. How are we supposed to release like this?

Tuesday, October 04, 2011 02:02:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

Dear every single tech blog on my news reader, Shut the fuck up about the iPhone 5. I don't give a shit and will be getting a Nexus Prime

Tuesday, October 04, 2011 12:39:28 PM from Twitter Web Client