lolz. cops showed up to order food and the place cleared the fuck out
that was an epic recovery
fuck me in the ass... that was the worst tequila shot ever... completely sober and almost puked
the old gentlemen in flannel in this bar are hysterical
I suck at exception handling in php
Saturday, November 12, 2011 01:33:00 AM from Twitter Web Client
son of a bitch
Saturday, November 12, 2011 12:54:03 AM from Twitter Web Client
@mich_amore Don't mean to bust your bubble but in theory 11:11 PM is the 23rd hour... It's 23:11... 11:11 is AM. So you missed it.
Saturday, November 12, 2011 12:34:23 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'm at Hamachi w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/uBjyEZ
@__JLu Yup. They gave me 30 days. I couldn't find a smartphone in that time, so I lost out. Fuckin Galaxy Nexus should have been out...
Friday, November 11, 2011 01:33:40 PM from Twitter Web Client
"Expected behavior: UI should not be disturbed"
Friday, November 11, 2011 12:20:43 PM from Twitter Web Client
These bitch ass tricks didn't replace the milk
Friday, November 11, 2011 12:12:48 PM from Twitter Web Client
Fuck you Verizon, for un-grandfathering me from my unlimited data plan.
Friday, November 11, 2011 10:52:32 AM from Twitter Web Client
gangster
Friday, November 11, 2011 09:48:04 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: My Mind is Blown [Warning: Geeky Post, OK To Ignore] http://bit.ly/rRkurz
Friday, November 11, 2011 12:27:39 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I'll stop the geek assed tweets. I sound like I have ZERO life...
Thursday, November 10, 2011 10:24:19 PM from Twitter Web Client