I feel so fat right now.

Friday, October 07, 2011 12:56:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

Alexey and his Russian accent just asked me if I had candies and I understood "do you have any Guinness" Alexey! It's like 10AM!

Friday, October 07, 2011 11:24:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

The front end developer from Portland, Oregon finally brought West Coast coffee and brewed it. NOM. The office coffee is finally legitimate.

Friday, October 07, 2011 10:30:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Three Useless Assholes http://t.co/emaIi3B

Friday, October 07, 2011 01:06:42 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

And the Twitter machine is back up. Wonder what happened. Haven't see a fail whale in years.

Friday, October 07, 2011 01:05:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

A-Rod you choking muddafucka you

Thursday, October 06, 2011 10:59:54 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Hamachi (34 E 20th St, New York) http://4sq.com/oi5fNo

Thursday, October 06, 2011 06:34:30 PM from foursquare

I could file more bugs. Eh fuck it, lets just go to the bar

Thursday, October 06, 2011 06:07:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

Sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiit

Thursday, October 06, 2011 04:47:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

I file more bugs after a few beers than without beer. This is productive.

Thursday, October 06, 2011 03:50:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

I think I just wet myself: http://gizmodo.com/5847288/galaxy-nexus-the-first-ice-cream-sandwich-android-phone-has-a-killer-720p-screen

Thursday, October 06, 2011 01:58:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

Mother fucking Firefox Sync. Thanks for overwriting my bookmarks with old shit you bastards.

Thursday, October 06, 2011 09:45:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: As Much As I Rip on Apple... http://bit.ly/nq0MeZ

Thursday, October 06, 2011 12:46:14 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@tomwcleary TC, what are you doing the night shift now?

In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet

Thursday, October 06, 2011 12:15:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

Bagpipes in Grand Central in honor of Steve Jobs

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 10:29:51 PM from Twitter for Android