Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@Novellabella sounds like an awesome time. Enjoy. I will be out drinking instead

I need a Galaxy Nexus. Immediately...

@__JLu Hilton can suck it right now. I'm working with jokers on the other side of the world right now and I want to sleep

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

And this is another fucking piece of shit phone that has to go, you frozen fuck.

They don't pay me enough for this fucking shit. I expect to get free Hilton rooms whenever the fuck I want for my efforts.

Dear Verizon. Stop capping fuckin YouTube traffic assholes. I have 25MBPS symmetrical internet and my YouTube videos load like f'in dialup

New blog post: This is How Awesome I Am http://t.co/XNSS625

Its too hot on this fucking train because I'm on it, duh. Crank the AC fools!

Fuckin A, Alexey. Can you fix the damn customer flow and mobile flow on stable. JEEZ

Ah that was short.

Nothing like a nice meeting with a VP after getting back from the bar. Fuck. Gotta piss

HAHA Blackberry fucking sucks. Get an iPhone or Android RT @__JLu talk about a #RIM job...

I'd forgotten how amazing The Foo's last album was

RT @VtotheFlo Internet dead on all Berries #blackberryfail. Android users laugh in our faces. yes, I mean you, @portfolioso

@mich_amore @Waspito @SonicBlur23 The cool kids use Google+ because it has lets up to 10 people video chat. Free Skype cannot do that.