@MalJNew I said Red Bull/Vodka. Not rubbing alcohol and Diet Sprite. For fuck's sake!

Friday, November 18, 2011 06:12:20 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew Bring me me a vodka Red Bull, joker

Friday, November 18, 2011 06:01:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew Bring me a vodka Red Bull, joker

Friday, November 18, 2011 06:01:49 PM from DELETED

wow fail. fuck not having a smartphone

Friday, November 18, 2011 04:10:47 PM from txt

foursquare checkin wendys 10010

Friday, November 18, 2011 04:10:15 PM from Unknown

@Colithika I'm jelly

Friday, November 18, 2011 11:39:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

The office coffee today is vile. *dumping it now* and I can usually drink shitty coffee

Friday, November 18, 2011 11:23:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

My eye hurts. the hell?

Friday, November 18, 2011 05:44:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

@SonicBlur23 yeah

Thursday, November 17, 2011 11:35:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

they'll find me dead one day. it'll teach them a fuckin lesson and i won't be around to give a shit about it.

Thursday, November 17, 2011 11:33:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

fuck. me.

Thursday, November 17, 2011 10:59:26 PM from txt

singing stone temple pilots with random bros at the bar? priceless

Thursday, November 17, 2011 09:33:52 PM from txt

i spend... way. too much money on. fucking alcohol...

Thursday, November 17, 2011 08:04:45 PM from txt

I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/se7ptc

Thursday, November 17, 2011 06:45:26 PM from foursquare

Dude. macs can suck my dick...

Thursday, November 17, 2011 04:25:55 PM from txt