I'm so fat.
Monday, November 21, 2011 03:54:27 PM from Twitter Web Client
I. WANT. A. GALAXY. NEXUS. (with or without the volume bug)
Monday, November 21, 2011 03:35:04 PM from Twitter Web Client
Jesus F'in Christ Eli
About f'in time! http://t.co/xDsieDX
Sunday, November 20, 2011 09:49:39 PM from Twitter for Android
41-24
Galaxy Nexus is delayed until December now? Fuck my life.
Saturday, November 19, 2011 03:04:05 PM from Twitter Web Client
i'm the fattest of fucks... went to mcdonalds, bk and wendys in one day. then complimented my boss for being fit. fml
this black gentleman on this train keeps saying "my nigga"
my boss is the most legitimate man in existance.
"dude. fuck you! but really though!"
we work on linux, we have a hologram version... we're the geekiest.
i work with a bunch of alcoholics and i love it.
I'm at Hamachi (34 E 20th St, New York) http://4sq.com/rquyfd
I'm at Hamachi (34 E 20th St, New York) http://t.co/DL9MJaT
Friday, November 18, 2011 07:16:45 PM from DELETED
I just unlocked the "Bento" badge on @foursquare! Irasshaimase! http://4sq.com/uJt6MG