bacon cheese fries and mofuggin ranch. nom. Guy. I'm huge

Thursday, October 20, 2011 01:29:18 PM from txt

This is going to annoy me all day long...

Thursday, October 20, 2011 12:49:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

My fucking SSH server won't connect. I think Verizon is blocking ports. Sheeeeit

Thursday, October 20, 2011 12:43:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew Nettie is f'in legitimate

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Wednesday, October 19, 2011 06:25:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

Winning attitude: stop giving a fuck about everything and then only good things will happen to you.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011 05:10:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

Obviously, it rains harder the minute i walk out of the car and start waiting for this late ass train.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011 08:51:35 AM from txt

I would do very shameful things in exchange for activating a Galaxy Nexus on Verizon right now.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011 01:03:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @Android: And we're live! Go to http://t.co/SxXf2tGG to tune in to our livestream for Android updates.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011 10:02:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'd just like to point out that configuring Ubuntu's iptables to allow passive FTP traffic through fucking blows

Tuesday, October 18, 2011 02:07:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

Is it necessary for the train going by to lay on the horn for like 1 minute straight at this hour? Fucking MTA

Tuesday, October 18, 2011 01:43:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: This Joker Is Running for President? http://bit.ly/pZi3u8

Monday, October 17, 2011 09:36:39 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

the sun decided to align itself with the fuckin crack in the shade right where my eyes are

Monday, October 17, 2011 05:26:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

apparently, the squirrels in madison square park love climbing all over people and asking for food

Monday, October 17, 2011 03:42:38 PM from txt

Oh my God! This chicken... Nom http://t.co/FXNQHJx

Sunday, October 16, 2011 03:08:29 PM from Twitter for Android

impossible to make potatoes as delicious as my grandma does. Anyone who tries - It's just not the same. Omnom nom. http://t.co/PZrCLgV

Sunday, October 16, 2011 02:57:10 PM from Twitter for Android