New blog post: More Reasons the MTA Doesn't Make Any Sense Whatsoever http://t.co/KxE1b6r

Friday, November 25, 2011 10:46:01 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

apparently, Lady Gaga knows the difference between a forward slash and a backslash.

Thursday, November 24, 2011 10:08:16 PM from txt

My Grandpa: "He wanted to get his pants dancing"

Thursday, November 24, 2011 06:11:51 PM from txt

My knees ares pretty banged up. Hmmmm

Wednesday, November 23, 2011 10:48:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at The Watering Hole (106 E 19th St, btw Park Ave & Irving Pl, New York) http://4sq.com/rxikKC

Wednesday, November 23, 2011 04:34:35 PM from foursquare

I'm a fucking dumbass. Just spent 15 minutes trying to figure out why I couldn't connect to my cloud server and it was PeerBlock. #fail

Tuesday, November 22, 2011 10:24:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Woody McHale's Bar & Grill w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/uYvpgS

Tuesday, November 22, 2011 06:40:21 PM from foursquare

Stop begging, fuckers. The more people beg me for something the less I comply. (Unless it's some hot girl. Then she can have me. But shh)

Tuesday, November 22, 2011 05:28:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

These fuckers should release this soon: http://t.co/p90u7vX

Tuesday, November 22, 2011 12:55:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

Welp, so much for me winning this week's pool...

Monday, November 21, 2011 10:47:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Stop Bashing the Galaxy Nexus http://bit.ly/uF82eA

Monday, November 21, 2011 10:19:50 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

You fucking Chiefs. I need you to ruin the spread so I can win money. Obviously, you're going to lose, but keep it close for fuck's sake.

Monday, November 21, 2011 10:06:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

You fucking Chiefs. I need your to ruin the spread so I can win money. Obviously, your going to lose, but keep it close for fuck's sake

Monday, November 21, 2011 10:05:36 PM from DELETED

This guy's such a fucking badass that we need to elect him immediately: http://t.co/Msp6UHp

Monday, November 21, 2011 09:20:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

Twitter: Y u no load more tweets on the timeline?

Monday, November 21, 2011 09:01:23 PM from Twitter Web Client