Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

After working in nano all day and moving to notepad++, I tried to save a file with Ctrl-O. Got confused when the open dialog came up. #fail

OMG. html5 Duck Hunt!!! http://t.co/HBweLwp

I want to punch Michelle in the face right now, on the grounds that her web design is fucking flawed, confusing and I'm right

@Waspito Funny how I left school and my alcoholism stopped (kind of). Living at home reminds me of the show Sober House with Dr. Drew.

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@Waspito Fuck that shit. Have a beer or 6

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So amazing when I was ripping on one of our new products and didn't realize the VP of Marketing was standing behind me. #winning

Also for fucks sake, don't stop to read a motherless map at the base of a staircase, oblivious bastards... People need to get by.

everyone is walking like they have cocks rammed up their asses in grand central. get the fuck out of my way

It kills me so hard that I can't tweet what I want anymore and have to keep this toned down.

@MalJNew ooooooooo. Someone lurves the new guy!

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This is going to be a fun commute...

@__JLu Literally got rained on

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New blog post: The T-Mobile Girl Can Sext Me Any Day! http://bit.ly/rfCOxx

if Verizon doesn't launch the Galaxy Nexus on the 10th, I swear. (I'm in NEED of a phone, folks. Like... I'm using a shitty enV)

@scoopANDslam I almost went to White Plains tonight... Almost