@Waspito @Colithika No one's getting ice cream sandwich just yet. It's debuting on the Galaxy Nexus.

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Tuesday, November 01, 2011 04:57:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

already expired... my twat. jumping the shit out of this turnstyle. i pay thes fuckers enough.

Tuesday, November 01, 2011 12:42:32 AM from txt

@MalJNew Shitshow? Get you ass back to work joker. I remember the first time I got hammered at lunch.

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Monday, October 31, 2011 06:47:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

This incompetent mother fucker needs to lose her job.

Monday, October 31, 2011 02:32:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

Sounds like i live in a fuckin factory with all these generators. I'll never sleep.

Sunday, October 30, 2011 10:44:10 PM from txt

Theres an asshole Con Ed guy walking around in circles looking at the poles and cant find the problem =/

Sunday, October 30, 2011 07:21:08 PM from txt

Losing internets until work tomorrow. Anyone want to donate a generator to the "I need my fucking internet back" fund?

Sunday, October 30, 2011 05:46:37 PM from Twitter for Android

aiight this is getting old. i dont care that i dont have heat but I need internets

Sunday, October 30, 2011 10:57:00 AM from txt

just stuck my fingers in the electrical outlets because I can. #living

Saturday, October 29, 2011 10:36:33 PM from txt

Pretty sure these newest Angry Birds Halloween levels are harder than my dick.

Saturday, October 29, 2011 10:07:10 PM from txt

If you black out during a blackout, is it more awesome?

Saturday, October 29, 2011 09:06:24 PM from txt

welp, there goes the power...

Saturday, October 29, 2011 02:33:33 PM from txt

It's like Christmas morning! Except... It never usually snows on Christmas morning

Saturday, October 29, 2011 01:42:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

I don't think I've ever seen it snow in October before...

Saturday, October 29, 2011 11:57:11 AM from Twitter for Android

Here kitty kitty kitty!!!!

Friday, October 28, 2011 02:32:12 PM from Twitter Web Client