I just want to leave work right now and go play with this phone

Monday, December 05, 2011 10:57:04 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Novellabella Just download it.

Monday, December 05, 2011 10:53:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

Heading over to Samsung Experience NYC at lunch to demo a Verizon Galaxy Nexus that's supposedly on display there.

Monday, December 05, 2011 10:53:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

guy in the santa hat at the bar is getting laid. unlike @rocknationradio in the santa hat whose mom wants him to get laid

Sunday, December 04, 2011 01:00:00 AM from txt

although... this trough is more legit than the grape's

Sunday, December 04, 2011 12:54:51 AM from txt

a trough? seriously? i havent pissed in one of those since the grape

Saturday, December 03, 2011 10:54:17 PM from txt

mother fucker. i messed up again. checking in to twitter from a dumbphone sucks balls

Saturday, December 03, 2011 09:25:21 PM from txt

foursquare checkin the delancy 10002

Saturday, December 03, 2011 09:23:49 PM from DELETED

once again... fuck not having a smartphone. cant play angry birds on the train bc it needs an internet connection

Friday, December 02, 2011 11:48:28 PM from txt

minx!

Friday, December 02, 2011 11:36:41 PM from txt

I'm at Duke's (99 E 19th St, btwn Park Ave S & Irving Pl, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/sxIrDk

Friday, December 02, 2011 10:21:17 PM from foursquare

apparently, my mom is bartending. i had two beers and the bitch brought me a water. hhhh

Friday, December 02, 2011 08:44:39 PM from txt

I'm at Sutton Place (1015 2nd Ave., 53rd St., New York) w/ 12 others http://4sq.com/v2TyHy

Friday, December 02, 2011 08:07:37 PM from foursquare

these boards are full of shit...

Friday, December 02, 2011 07:31:12 PM from txt

useless countdown clocks... said the 6 would be here in 1 minute for like 8 minutes already

Friday, December 02, 2011 07:28:11 PM from txt