@Waspito @Colithika No one's getting ice cream sandwich just yet. It's debuting on the Galaxy Nexus.
Tuesday, November 01, 2011 04:57:39 PM from Twitter Web Client
already expired... my twat. jumping the shit out of this turnstyle. i pay thes fuckers enough.
@MalJNew Shitshow? Get you ass back to work joker. I remember the first time I got hammered at lunch.
Monday, October 31, 2011 06:47:17 PM from Twitter Web Client
This incompetent mother fucker needs to lose her job.
Monday, October 31, 2011 02:32:06 PM from Twitter Web Client
Sounds like i live in a fuckin factory with all these generators. I'll never sleep.
Theres an asshole Con Ed guy walking around in circles looking at the poles and cant find the problem =/
Losing internets until work tomorrow. Anyone want to donate a generator to the "I need my fucking internet back" fund?
Sunday, October 30, 2011 05:46:37 PM from Twitter for Android
aiight this is getting old. i dont care that i dont have heat but I need internets
just stuck my fingers in the electrical outlets because I can. #living
Pretty sure these newest Angry Birds Halloween levels are harder than my dick.
If you black out during a blackout, is it more awesome?
welp, there goes the power...
It's like Christmas morning! Except... It never usually snows on Christmas morning
Saturday, October 29, 2011 01:42:16 PM from Twitter Web Client
I don't think I've ever seen it snow in October before...
Saturday, October 29, 2011 11:57:11 AM from Twitter for Android
Here kitty kitty kitty!!!!
Friday, October 28, 2011 02:32:12 PM from Twitter Web Client